He got licked

[TheSportsPredictor]

Guy licks ice cream in container at the store, puts it back on the shelves, films it for his social media outlets.

Returned later and purchased the ice cream, but it wasn't good enough to keep him from being arrested.

Or sent to jail:

Man jailed for licking ice cream in Texas shop

 

[garrow]

Breyer's remorse

 

[Shropshire Slasher]

Don't mess with Texas! Especially if you ain't a honky.

 

[goalmouth]

Sounds like a Rocky Road to justice.

 

[HanSenSE]

Unavailable for comment.

 

[maumann]

Breyer's remorse

Damn, that's good.

 

[Sam Mills 51]

Don't you dairy do that

 

[CD Boogie]

Shoulda made him eat only that brand of ice cream for a month.

 

[Chef2]

Breyer's remorse

You magnificent *******.

 

[wicked]

I thought this was about Brad Marchand’s latest victim.