Harry Potter VII has a name

[Double J]

J.K. Rowling has come up with a title for the seventh and final book and, much to my surprise, it's not "Harry Potter and the Gullible Customers." Although that title could still easily and accurately be applied to any of the seven or all of them collectively.

http://www.thestar.com/artsentertainment/article/163913

 

[BYH]

Is it called "Harry Potter And The Readers Who Will Die Alone?"

 

[da el g]

Harry Potter In His Mama's Basement

 

[da el g]

Harry Potter And His Blow-Up Doll

 

[Evil Bastard (aka Chris_L)]

My penis is a horcrux

 

[MU_was_not_so_hard]

Harry Potter and the Ocular Herpes?

 

[Idaho]

My penis is a horcrux

How do you the get the hidden fragment of Fenian's soul out of it?

 

[alleyallen]

Harry Potter and the Marketing Tools

 

[Idaho]

Why do you loosers hate America Hogwarts?

maybe you're all right. Kids should stop reading these books and go back to playing Halo.

 

[BYH]

Harry Potter And The Nocturnal Emissions

 

[User 1019]

Harry Potter and The Anal Hogwarts

 

[BYH]

Harry Potter 7: Mission to Moscow (hi DyePack)

 

[Evil Bastard (aka Chris_L)]

The new book already has an entry in Wikipedia. When the book comes out - I will have read it with 24 hours of its release.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harry_Potter_and_the_Deathly_Hallows

 

[Idaho]

As the son of a woman who works in a bookstore, I will probably have finished reading the book the day before it is officially released.

Shhhhhhhhh

 

[BYH]

Good thing for you guys it's the No Idiots Allowed league, not the No Geeks Allowed league.

 

[Idaho]

Shouldn't you be out puchasing a pillow to cry into after I kick your ass this weekend?

 

[BYH]

Shouldn't you be out puchasing a pillow to cry into after I kick your ass this weekend?

For a guy who has never won piddly poo in the NIAFL--and, indeed, was one of just four teams to miss the playoffs in baseball this year--you sure do chirp a lot.

Anyway, yes, I bought the pillow. I overnighted it to you. You should get it by noon tomorrow.

 

[Idaho]

I'm chirping only because it's you.

And you're going to get worked.

 

[BYH]

Please, Modaho. Do you realize the sigh of relief I breathed when I realized I'd face you? I'd much rather face you than Dooley for the second straight week.

You've never been this far before! You're going to choke! (what are: Two things BYH heard in his head during his first date with Mrs. BYH)

 

[Idaho]

Dude, you have five losses in the last seven weeks. You are, by definition, choking like a dog on a chicken bone. (what is: something else Mrs. BYH did as a pity service for BYH)

And, in case you really need reminding, I finished second in my initial NIAFL football experience. Not that that really matters.