Happy Birthday Slappy!

[Overrated]

You're the only decent Bronco I know. Happy birthday, dude.

 

[imjustagirl]

"Now, all I can tell you is this: I hope when my days on earth are through that Slappy is one of the five people I meet in heaven."

 

[slappy4428]

You are all too kind, especially Ragu.
And ijag, you should be spanked for that...

 

[imjustagirl]

*giggle*

 

[slappy4428]

I'll bet...

 

[crusoes]

happy birthday, you old poop.

And if you're too feeble to raise your hands to give IJAG a proper spankering, well, that's just sad.

 

[imjustagirl]

OK, that's it. One mention was oddly weird, but this thread will NOT become about my alleged hankerin' for a spankerin'.

 

[slappy4428]

happy birthday, you old poop.

And from an older poop than I, I appreciate that

 

[Captain_Kirk]

OK, that's it. One mention was oddly weird, but this thread will NOT become about my alleged hankerin' for a spankerin'.

Yeah, isn't it the birthday guy/gal [/crossthread op] who is subject to the spanking?

And 47 of them are bound to leave a mark, that's for sure.

Happy birthday to one of the funniest posters around.

 

[Songbird]

Happy Birthday to the best college football top 25 poll writer in America.

Jo Ann wanted to pass along her wishes, too.

 

[slappy4428]

Happy Birthday to the best college football top 25 poll writer in America.

Jo Ann wanted to pass along her wishes, too.

Outstanding choice of a true crush in my tweens...

 

[KG]

 

[Birdscribe]

I see golf items in your future, but probably not like this.

Happy B-day Slappy. You deserve it. ;D

 

[Beaker]

Happy Birthday!

 

[waterytart]

Happy Birthday, darlin'!

 

[slappy4428]

I see golf items in your future, but probably not like this.

Happy B-day Slappy. You deserve it. ;D

oof.

 

[friend of a friend]

Slappy birthday!

 

[sportschick]

Happy Birthday, old man

 

[BYH]

SWEET HOME ALABAMA--Slappy's birthday party was a raucous affair, with BYH and Pallister leading the revelers in an profane and Pantera-esque version of "Happy Birthday" and imjustagirl getting spanked 48 times by everyone in attendance, not just Slappy.

"That was something else," said TheBigRagu, his right hand throbbing and red. "She really liked it."

The party ended in surprising fashion when an uninvited guest going by the name of pird was booted out of the American Legion hall.

-30-

CORRECTION: Slappy did have a birthday party, but BYH and Pallister were several states away. Imjustagirl was not spanked by everyone, just Slappy. TheBigRagu was too busy buying oil futures to attend. Pird was not in attendance. 21 and her mother were, though. SportsJournalists.com apologizes for the errors and wishes Slappy a very happy birthday.

 

[slappy4428]

Slappy, his close friend Rickey and some other guy you know thank you from the bottom of Slappy's heart