Happy birthday, Simon!

[2muchcoffeeman]

The artificial intelligence system over at the Fallout Shelter informs me that as of today, the kid's still a year away from being able to buy his own drinks (in this country, at least).

So here's the beverage for the birthday boy. We certainly can't fetch him a beer.

;D

 

[imjustagirl2]

Awww, my little boy done all grown up!

And he's going to have a semi-tame vacation from school, so may the young'un love what and who he's got.

 

[indiansnetwork]

Happy Birthday

 

[Trey Beamon]

Happy Birthday, Simon. Have a beer...

 

[Cadet]

Happy Birthday! Don't do anything any of us might have to write about...

 

[2muchcoffeeman]

Happy Birthday! Don't do anything any of us might have to write about...

What are you trying to do, completely destroy the voyeuristic nature of both this board and the entire industry at large?

 

[The Big Ragu]

I miss Simon being on here more. But the fact that he isn't makes me really happy.

Happy birthday.

Our baby's all grows up.

 

[HoopsMcCann]

happy birthday, man. and i sure as hell hope you're not here tonight to read about it

 

[Bubbler]

Simon is celebrating his 20th by getting laid.

Clubber is celebrating Simon's 20th by getting laid too -- with Simon's mom.

Happy birthday!

Oh, and have a six-pack on me!

 

[dooley_womack1]

He and Cradle Robber out on the town...no other guys on campus would have a chance. Happy birthday to a man with fine taste in colleges. Hope you're going to the Sun Bowl.

 

[Fenian_Bastard]

Simon --
I can get you an ID.

 

[2muchcoffeeman]

He and Cradle Robber out on the town...no other guys on campus would have a chance.

This late in the year, there's probably no other guys on campus.

 

[Simon]

Thanks. I actually stayed with the girlfriend last night.

Fenian...contact me

 

[SF_Express]

Happy birthday, Simon.

DO do things I wouldn't do -- because I no longer can.

 

[User 1019]

Happy birthday, dude.

Hope you found someone to buy you booze and caught a good buzz.

 

[2muchcoffeeman]

Happy birthday, Simon.

DO do things I wouldn't do -- because I no longer can.

They make a pill for that.

 

[SF_Express]

Happy birthday, Simon.

DO do things I wouldn't do -- because I no longer can.

They make a pill for that.

I didn't say that was one of the things.