Halle's pregnant

[sportschick]

She says she's about three months along.

Pukingly bad story on it

 

[novelist_wannabe]

I claim full responsibility.

 

[ADifferentOkie]

I claim full responsibility.

I was going to make a similar joke here, damnit.

 

[Angola!]

She says she's about three months along.

Pukingly bad story on it

Is the name of that web site really "OMG!"?

 

[novelist_wannabe]

I claim full responsibility.

I was going to make a similar joke here, damnit.

I tried to tell her no, but what can I say? She's ... persistent ...

 

[slappy4428]

I claim full responsibility.

I was going to make a similar joke here, damnit.

I tried to tell her no, but what can I say? She's ... persistent ...

You can have her; I left her during her Oscar speech.

 

[healingman]

Berry, berry good. Plus "Access Hollywood!" has a breaking news story!! OMG. What? Harvey was too busy at TMZ.com to get this? C'mon Harvey ... pick it up. Remember: You do have a TV show this fall, dude. ;-)

 

[markvid]

I didn't hit it.

 

[MartinEnigmatica]

"Yes! I am so totally astonished at how bad that story is! Check out my use of exclamation points!" MartinE wrote to SportsJournalists.com.

 

[Shaggy]

"My boys can swim!"

 

[Chef]

She told me not to wear a rubber.

 

[PhilaYank36]

I claim full responsibility.

Actually, I think this man planted his flag there a long time ago.

Maybe he was just doing some "maintenance" and forgot to bring his glove?

 

[DanOregon]

It's always about Nancy O'Dell. Who is she taking writing lessons from? Michael Silver?

 

[imjustagirl2]

Gabriel Aubry is yummy.

 

[Clever username]

I claim full responsibility.

Actually, I think this man planted his flag there a long time ago.

Maybe he was just doing some "maintenance" and forgot to bring his glove?

They've been divorced for about a decade, so, you know, unless those are some slow swimmers ...

 

[PhilaYank36]

Who knows, maybe they had make-up sex?

 

[Clever username]

I think he left her 'cause she's kinda, I don't know, certifiable.

 

[D-3 Fan]

I think he left her 'cause she's kinda, I don't know, certifiable.

Nah, his swimmers were in someone else, and Halle found out.

BTW, whoop-a-****ing-do to Nancy O'Dell. "Ooh, ooh, ooh!! Halle sent me an email!! I got to tell America what she said!!!!"

AH hasn't been the same since Pat O'Brien. You know he would "****ing go crazy" with Halle.

 

[ifilus]

Holding out hope...

 

[Clever username]

I just read the blurb about her pregnancy on IMDB and was stunned by this part of her e-mail to O'Dell: "Yes, I am three months pregnant! Gabriel and I are beyond excited, and I've waited a long time for this moment in life. Now the next seven months will be the longest of my life... You heard it from ME first!"

Now, I'm an expert on vagina, but I have never heard of an expected 10-month gestation period for humans.