HALF!!!!

[Armchair_QB]

We really need an "Only In Florida" Thread

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/honeymoon-prostitution-bust-768523

 

[Riptide]

We really need an "Only In Florida" Thread

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/honeymoon-prostitution-bust-768523

But he's from Illinois.

 

[Riptide]

How about a "People From Up North Being Assholes in Florida" thread?

 

[cranberry]

Then there's this one, also in Florida.

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/rebuffed-woman-bites-penis-785436

 

[Armchair_QB]

And this.

http://blogs.tcpalm.com/off_the_beat_will_greenlee_blog/2013/05/a-man-who-said-he.html

 

[Armchair_QB]

Meanwhile, in Orlando:

http://www.clickorlando.com/news/longwood-police-find-active-meth-lab-in-storage-unit/-/1637132/20140096/-/d4c4ej/-/index.html

 

[Chef2]

Then there's this one, also in Florida.

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/rebuffed-woman-bites-penis-785436

I didn't even bother clicking this link. Something tells me I don't need to read anything where it says woman bites penis in the link.

 

[Inky_Wretch]

W

We really need an "Only In Florida" Thread

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/honeymoon-prostitution-bust-768523

Just follow this Twitter account.

https://twitter.com/_FloridaMan

 

[Sea Bass]

We really need an "Only In Florida" Thread

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/honeymoon-prostitution-bust-768523

Those arranged marriages never work out.

 

[qtlaw]

At least he wasn't cheap, they were staying at the Omni.

 

[LongTimeListener]

I guess he hadn't heard this joke.

Why is the bride always smiling as she walks down the aisle?

Because she knows she has given her last blow job.

 

[Humungus]

it's better to have loved and had your husband sneak out of your honeymoon night for weed and whores than never to have loved at all

 

[Armchair_QB]

It's her fault for not going to get her own pot.