Groundhog Day

[Mark2010]

OK, so I just watched Punxsutawney Phil come out of his hole and see his shadow and, thus, predict six more weeks of winter.

Phil, said his chief handler, is a proud Steeler fan (who would have thunk it?). Couldn't be, say, a Bears fan, because bears prey on groundhogs, eh?

One snide TV commentator pointed out that Phil has only been correct 39 percent of the time. OK, so I suppose that's an improvement over most local TV weather casters, but still.... How on earth does this rodent manage to hold down a job, not to mention a custom groundhog house and get like 15,000 to come out on a freezing morning (sipping various alcoholic beverages and waving yellow towels) to watch this nonsense??

This, friends, passes for a lead story now that the inauguration and Super Bowl are behind us.

 

[kingcreole]

Phil? Phil Conners?

 

[spnited]

Pitchers and catchers in 11 days.

And yes, there will be six more weeks of winter, at which point it becomes Spring!

 

[2muchcoffeeman]

OK, so I just watched Punxsutawney Phil come out of his hole and see his shadow and, thus, predict six more weeks of winter.

Phil, said his chief handler, is a proud Steeler fan (who would have thunk it?). Couldn't be, say, a Bears fan, because bears prey on groundhogs, eh?

One snide TV commentator pointed out that Phil has only been correct 39 percent of the time. OK, so I suppose that's an improvement over most local TV weather casters, but still.... How on earth does this rodent manage to hold down a job, not to mention a custom groundhog house and get like 15,000 to come out on a freezing morning (sipping various alcoholic beverages and waving yellow towels) to watch this nonsense??

This, friends, passes for a lead story now that the inauguration and Super Bowl are behind us.

Phil has no credibility. With all those TV lights, of course he sees his shadow. Stevie Wonder could see his frackin' shadow in that environment.

 

[Trey Beamon]

How on earth does this rodent manage to hold down a job, not to mention a custom groundhog house and get like 15,000 to come out on a freezing morning (sipping various alcoholic beverages and waving yellow towels) to watch this nonsense??

I think he has naked pictures of Punxsutawney's Inner Circle, who care for Phil/plan the event.

As for people making the trip into Pennsylvania's Podunk country, I have no idea.

Drinking is no longer allowed at Gobbler's Knob, which takes ALL the fun of out it. Instead, you'll experience hot cocoa, 4 a.m. polka and shriveled nuts waiting for some guy to grab Phil's back fat and proclaim six more weeks of whatever.

Overrated doesn't even begin to describe Groundhog Day.

 

[EmbassyRow]

Phil? Phil Conners?

NED?!

(punch)

 

[Pete Incaviglia]

Pitchers and catchers in 11 days.

And yes, there will be six more weeks of winter, at which point it becomes Spring!

Nine days, according to MLB.com's countdown.

It can't come fast enough.

 

[The Good Doctor]

BING!

 

[slappy4428]

How on earth does this rodent manage to hold down a job, not to mention a custom groundhog house and get like 15,000 to come out on a freezing morning (sipping various alcoholic beverages and waving yellow towels) to watch this nonsense??

I think he has naked pictures of Punxsutawney's Inner Circle, who care for Phil/plan the event.

As for people making the trip into Pennsylvania's Podunk country, I have no idea.

Drinking is no longer allowed at Gobbler's Knob, which takes ALL the fun of out it. Instead, you'll experience hot cocoa, 4 a.m. polka and shriveled nuts waiting for some guy to grab Phil's back fat and proclaim six more weeks of whatever.

Overrated doesn't even begin to describe Groundhog Day.

Gobbler's Knob... wasn't Jenna Jameson in that?

 

[2muchcoffeeman]

How on earth does this rodent manage to hold down a job, not to mention a custom groundhog house and get like 15,000 to come out on a freezing morning (sipping various alcoholic beverages and waving yellow towels) to watch this nonsense??

I think he has naked pictures of Punxsutawney's Inner Circle, who care for Phil/plan the event.

As for people making the trip into Pennsylvania's Podunk country, I have no idea.

Drinking is no longer allowed at Gobbler's Knob, which takes ALL the fun of out it. Instead, you'll experience hot cocoa, 4 a.m. polka and shriveled nuts waiting for some guy to grab Phil's back fat and proclaim six more weeks of whatever.

Overrated doesn't even begin to describe Groundhog Day.

Gobbler's Knob... wasn't Jenna Jameson in that?

They showed it in Tucson last night.

 

[Pastor]

It is silly, but it is one of those traditions that is kind of cute and worth keeping around. I don't see much of a problem with this.

 

[Killick]

Oh, I get it. Like the NIT, right? ;D

 

[kingcreole]

Phil? Phil Conners?

NED?!

(punch)

Watch that first step! It's a doozy!

 

[Drip]

Phil sucks.
Happy Groundhog Day.

 

[pseudo]

How on earth does this rodent manage to hold down a job, not to mention a custom groundhog house and get like 15,000 to come out on a freezing morning (sipping various alcoholic beverages and waving yellow towels) to watch this nonsense??

I think he has naked pictures of Punxsutawney's Inner Circle, who care for Phil/plan the event.

As for people making the trip into Pennsylvania's Podunk country, I have no idea.

Drinking is no longer allowed at Gobbler's Knob, which takes ALL the fun of out it. Instead, you'll experience hot cocoa, 4 a.m. polka and shriveled nuts waiting for some guy to grab Phil's back fat and proclaim six more weeks of whatever.

Overrated doesn't even begin to describe Groundhog Day.

No more booze? F*** that, then. (Not that I ever had any urge to make the four-hour round trip for this "event" in the first place ...)

 

[2muchcoffeeman]

Another New Yorker mad that Bloomberg signed the bill ending term limits for NYC mayors.

http://cityroom.blogs.nytimes.com/2009/02/02/why-chuck-the-groundhog-bit-the-mayor/index.html?partner=rss&emc=rss

 

[Double J]

For what it's worth, Phil's better-looking Canadian counterpart, the albino groundhog Wiarton Willie, also predicted six more weeks of winter.

http://www.owensoundsuntimes.com/ArticleDisplay.aspx?e=1415914

 

[2muchcoffeeman]

For what it's worth, Phil's better-looking Canadian counterpart, the albino groundhog Wiarton Willie, also predicted six more weeks of winter.

http://www.owensoundsuntimes.com/ArticleDisplay.aspx?e=1415914

Did he bite the mayor of New York's finger, though?

 

[Sam Mills 51]

Phil? Phil Conners?

NED?!

(punch)

Don't tell me you don't remember me because I sure as heckfire remember you.

 

[I Should Coco]

Apparently Punxsutawney Phil and his wife, Phyllis, are the proud parents of two baby groundhogs.

We are cracking up at my shop reading this quote from the AP story, as the tuxedo-clad handlers of the famous rodent announced the news:

“We’re pleased about it, and I talked to Phil with my cane, which lets me speak Groundhogese, and Phil could not be more excited that he started a family.” — Thomas Dunkel, president of the Punxsutawney Groundhog Club