Greg Norman and Chris Evert separate

[Small Town Guy]

Fifteen months after the wedding. Hopefully for the Shark he doesn't lose as badly in the divorce this time.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20091002/ap_on_sp_go_ne/glf_norman_evert_separated

 

[sportschick]

That didn't take long.

 

[Baron Scicluna]

How many times has Evert been married now? 3? 4? 5?

 

[BitterYoungMatador2]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! Not after Sports Illustrated and the Golf Channel did those gushing puff pieces after how happy they are!

 

[Matt1735]

Greg was number 3

 

[BYH]

Sweet. She'll eventually slum her way to me.

 

[TigerVols]

Couldn't happen to a better pair of scumbags.

 

[DanOregon]

I guess jumping The Shark, jumped the shark.

 

[wicked]

Considering how that ass stole Evert from his "best friend," he got what he deserved.

Asshole. Major violation of mancode, too.

 

[SF_Express]

So you're saying ... there's a chance...

 

[imjustagirl]

I guess jumping The Shark, jumped the shark.

That's well-played.

 

[dooley_womack1]

So Evert has been married to a tennis player, a skier and a golfer. What would be next? Yachtsman? Polo player?

 

[BYH]

So Evert has been married to a tennis player, a skier and a golfer. What would be next? Yachtsman? Polo player?

I sure hope not.

 

[micropolitan guy]

So Evert has been married to a tennis player, a skier and a golfer. What would be next? Yachtsman? Polo player?

Dennis Rodman's available.

 

[finishthehat]

"Passages...passages...ah-haaaaa"

Points to anyone who gets this obscure reference.

 

[Starman]

So Evert has been married to a tennis player, a skier and a golfer. What would be next? Yachtsman? Polo player?

Why not?

 

[dooley_womack1]

At least that would split up the alimony a buncha ways.

 

[KVV]

"Good to have you back among the living, my friend. Now who wants to
play 36 and lick scotch off the Australian ambassador's titties?"

 

[Sam Mills 51]

So Evert has been married to a tennis player, a skier and a golfer. What would be next? Yachtsman? Polo player?

I sure hope not.

Needed the laugh. Excellent work, BYH.

 

[slappy4428]

Sweet. She'll eventually slum her way to me.

Or not