Green chickpea hummus

[Buck]

Not as good as hummus made with regular, mature chickpeas.

 

[Monday Morning Sportswriter]

*blinks*

 

[Jake_Taylor]

I don't know what this thread is really about, but Trader Joe's has good hummus.

 

[amraeder]

The greatest flavor of hummus:

Inarguable among the sane. .

 

[Vombatus]

Any flavor beats smoking. Keep it up, Buck!

 

[Riptide]

The greatest flavor of hummus:

Inarguable among the sane. .

Not so fast, pine breath. Roasted red pepper is second to none.

 

[amraeder]

Not so fast, pine breath. Roasted red pepper is second to none.

False. And since you're arguing the point, here you go :

 

[Vombatus]

False. And since you're arguing the point, here you go :

Is that a padded cell? Where can I get one of those?

 

[amraeder]

Is that a padded cell? Where can I get one of those?

Nuts R Us?

 

[amraeder]

Nuts R Us?

For the record, I'm not proud of this joke. It's terrible. I tried to come up with a play on the "Crazy? I was crazy once, they locked me up in a padded cell and the bugs made me crazy. Crazy? ..." that didn't work.
Tried to come up with some sort of porn-based joke. Struck out.
So you all must suffer through this one.

 

[MisterCreosote]

The greatest flavor of hummus:

Inarguable among the sane. .

Absolutely false. Costco's cilantro hummus pwns that crap.

 

[Riptide]

For the record, I'm not proud of this joke. It's terrible. I tried to come up with a play on the "Crazy? I was crazy once, they locked me up in a padded cell and the bugs made me crazy. Crazy? ..." that didn't work.
Tried to come up with some sort of porn-based joke. Struck out.
So you all must suffer through this one.

You're obviously having a psychotic episode. Probably the pine nuts.

 

[justgladtobehere]

Garlic hummus.

<drops mic>

 

[amraeder]

Absolutely false. Costco's cilantro hummus pwns that crap.

Sigh...me right now:

 

[SpeedTchr]

Cilantro is Satan's weed, put upon this earth by the Dark Lord to separate out the Good (those who hate it) from the Evil Minions of Lucifer (those who like it).

 

[justgladtobehere]

That's garbage talk. Cilantro is essential for any good salsa.

 

[Jake_Taylor]

Some people have a gene that makes cilantro taste like soap.

 

[amraeder]

#Lukewarmtake:
Cilantro is good but a little goes a long way.

 

[MisterCreosote]

We grow cilantro and I eat it right off the stem sometimes.

 

[User 11148]

Hummus or ground gravel? Gimme a minute, I'm thinking, I'm thinking ...