Great Xmas gifts come in pairs

[PhilaYank36]

You seriously can't make **** like this up (slightly NSFW):

http://consumerist.com/consumer/auctions/gift-idea-porn-stars-old-breast-implants-autographed-330269.php

The best part is when I clicked on the eBay link, I scrolled down to see how many bids were made and a nearly **** myself:

EDIT -- Since I can't increase the screen size, this is what I'm getting at: number of bids = 69.

 

[Chi City 81]

I thought someone won her from Mr. Tebow:

Tim Tebow thinks Heisman voters who don't vote for him are boobs. And Tim Tebow knows boobs.

 

[PhilaYank36]

I knew that was going to show up here.

 

[21]

Seriously, how many tit threads do you guys need?

 

[PhilaYank36]

I wouldn't have posted it if it weren't for the 69 bids. That was just too much for me to ignore. Any other amount of bids and whatever...

 

[sportschick]

Seriously, how many tit threads do you guys need?

Apparently there can't be enough.

 

[mike311gd]

Seriously, how many tit threads do you guys need?

Sixteen.

 

[21]

Seriously, how many tit threads do you guys need?

Apparently there can't be enough.

I mean, do they not have access to tits elsewhere? Half of the entire population has them, they're not that hard to find.

 

[Frank_Ridgeway]

Seriously, how many tit threads do you guys need?

Apparently there can't be enough.

I mean, do they not have access to tits elsewhere? Half of the entire population has them, they're not that hard to find.

My wife's sister once said she sometimes wished she could just detach them and hand them to her husband.

 

[Chi City 81]

It appears the Tebow's friend's boobs joke is now deceased, and I sent it hurtling over the cliff. Apologies all around.

 

[PhilaYank36]

Don't worry, Doc. 'Twas my fault by making this its own thread.

 

[BYH]

I got my nephew two bags o' glass.

I figure they'll give him days of fun.

 

[Chi City 81]

Outing alert! BYH is Irwin Mainway!

 

[slappy4428]

I got my nephew two bags o' glass.

I figure they'll give him days of fun.

ahh, the gift that keeps on giving...

 

[friend of a friend]

Outing alert! BYH is Irwin Mainway!

Damn, Doc, that's impressive.

 

[MacDaddy]

I got my nephew two bags o' glass.

I figure they'll give him days of fun.

Maybe next year you can get General Tron's Secret Police Confession Kit.

 

[alleyallen]

Seriously, how many tit threads do you guys need?

Apparently there can't be enough.

I mean, do they not have access to tits elsewhere? Half of the entire population has them, they're not that hard to find.

My wife's sister once said she sometimes wished she could just detach them and hand them to her husband.

I'm firmly convinced that if women actually could do that, men would applaud the concept.

 

[Fenian_Bastard]

Seriously, how many tit threads do you guys need?

Let me get back to you in five or six years.

 

[alleyallen]

Seriously, how many tit threads do you guys need?

Let me get back to you in five or six years.

Women get frustrated my man's fascination with boobs, but they fail to realize one key point: Most men don't have boobs.

Ladies, if we had what you had, in varying sizes and shapes, we wouldn't be as fascinated in you as we are now. Mars and Venus, ladies. Mars and Venus.

 

[EStreetJoe]

Amazing.... it's up to 71 bids and $2,302