Good thing she aleady had a colonoscopy scheduled for Monday

[The Big Ragu]

http://news.nationalpost.com/2013/04/26/woman-accidentally-swallows-5k-diamond-good-thing-she-already-had-colonoscopy-scheduled-for-monday/

Woman accidentally swallows a diamond in a glass a champagne. The diamond is the giveaway at a charity event.

"Already scheduled for a colonoscopy on Monday, she had a doctor recover the jewel."

All in a days work for a proctologist.

 

[Bob Cook]

It's impressive she could **** a diamond without first swallowing a piece of coal.

 

[User 11148]

Wow ... always thought there were 4 C's re: a diamond's value (carat, cut, color, clarity) ... now I find out there's a 5th (colonoscopy) ... Mrs. Doctorquant is going to be pissed, because our homeowners insurance company's going to want an updated appraisal.

 

[Football_Bat]

Gives "a house on a finger" a whole new slant.

 

[Versatile]

She was walking around acting like her **** don't bling.

 

[slappy4428]

Her troubles are behind her. [/georgebrett]

 

[Songbird]

Should've had Danny Archer go in to recover it.

 

[House M.D.]

Moooooooon River!

 

[Sea Bass]

Million to one shot, Doc.