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DD, I was just about to post the same thing: Keep dating her, and make sure you really, really, really like her -- decide whether she might be the one. If she's the one, then (and only then) might she be worth the risk of blowtorch ****. If she's anything other than the one, then you've not only saved your pecker, but you won't have any of those nagging "What if?" questions you'd have should you end things tomorrow.

Of course, easy for me to say. I was once heavy into a girl who told me she had just been to the doc's to get her warts burned off.

I appreciated her honesty. I told her I thought she was a great girl. But the only way she was seeing my lump after that was by logging onto bigsausagepizza.com.*

*NSFW.
 
My last girlfriend was a conservative Christian...laugh if you will, those who know my raunchy sense of humor...but in the remote little burg where I last lived there were basically two types of women: conservative Christians and skank-whores...and no skank for me, please.

Anyway, the reason I mention this is because we dated for half a year with no intercourse...no labe-o-lingus...and as you might expect, I never finished on her grill(e). And I was still essentially happy, even though sex is important to me. So the quality of a relationship isn't contingent upon constant boinking.

On the bright side, she did let me do digital-vaginal, and I gave her her first-ever orgasms, so even though the relationship's history, I'll always be in her sexual Hall of Fame. *acknowledging applause* Thank you, thank you...you're too kind...and please depict me wearing a Rangers cap on my HoF plaque.

Anyway, back on topic...like others, upon further review, it seems you should err on the side of caution here. If it hasn't already gone to the point where "just friends" would be an uncomfortable option, you might want to back away.

Finally, I don't know if this is relevant or not, but there are plenty of men with herpes out there for her to date. You won't condemn her to a life of isolation if you bail out.
 
DD, you're a good guy...

I don't really have any advice, because there is no right or wrong here, and I honestly don't feel comfortable trying to steer you... I love threads like this, though, just because I might have a conversation like this and get one or two people's opinions about something this sensitive once every few years with people I know face-to-face.

But I just read through dozens of people weighing in fairly easily about it and got a better idea than I might have had about what are common ideas about relationships, the importance of sex, etc. It's kind of cool.
 
When you go down, wear a face-mask.

Seriously, the fact that she told you about it is pretty impressive and if you remain in a romantic relationship with her, you're a bigger man than I am & I tip my hat to you.
 
PhilaYank36 said:
When you go down, wear a face-mask.

Seriously, the fact that she told you about it is pretty impressive and if you remain in a romantic relationship with her, you're a bigger man than I am & I tip my hat to you.
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Well, I wouldn't necessarily call her a hero when she could have NOT told him and potentially stuck him with an STD.

She did the responsible thing toward someone she obviously cares about (or lusts after) and that's that.
 
Zeke12 said:
slappy4428 said:
SHe fessed up because she really likes you, brother. She didn't do it to scare you off, she did it for honesty. And I think she would want to find a way to protect you to have the safest of safe sex...
Find a way... at least to try
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So, **** her in the ass?
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Umm, yeah stoob. Do that.
 
Sxysprtswrtr said:
Lyric said:
Double Down said:
I'm gonna sound like the big looser here, but can you sort of date her for awhile without sleeping with her and see where it leads? I was so in love with a girl when I was in college, but she was a hard-core Catholic. So premarital sex was a no-no. So we didn't. For a year. And I still really loved her. But she turned out to be kind of loco. And it took me about 11 of the 12 months we were together to figure that out.

I know it's kind of old fashioned since everyone humps on the third date these days, but maybe, and I seriously do mean this, don't sleep with her for six months. Just tell her given the situation, you want to make sure you're in love with her. Sounds like she doesn't sleep with guys she's not in love with either, so you've got some time to figure it out.

Six months or a year without sex ain't fun at all. But if it turns out she's not the one, a lifetime without herpes will be a bargain compared to those six months.
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Sound advice.

(But do make sure you wash your hands after heavy-petting).
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Let your fingers do the walking, eh?
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It's a lost art, Sxy, it really is. ;)
 
imjustagirl said:
OK, I'm three Yuenglings and two shots of Goldschlager into the evening, so take this with a lick of salt (shut up!)...but I'm torn. Sure, she told you the truth, which COULD mean she trusts you. But if you guys haven't slept together, and haven't gotten close (which I'm assuming you haven't if she really does wait that long to sleep with guys she's serious about) then maybe she told you as preventive care. To keep you from asking too much about her past.

Maybe she's being honest, maybe she really is hiding something. I don't say that to **** you off (saw your earlier responses) but god, man, don't let early emotions and feelings blind you to a real reality.
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Despite the booze, you handled your questions much more appropriately than was done earlier in the thread, so no hard feelings.

The not-sleeping-with-her option is viable, I suppose, except that I'm a friggin' hornball and haven't dipped my wick in a few months already.

That said, it's probably going to be either that option or a clean break soon. I'm not sure I want her nicknaming my penis "Dragon ****" for anything other than its size.
 
poindexter said:
When in doubt, go with advice from the pros.
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Mark my words: ny's penis will revolutionize the game.
 
She bares her soul, you're confused as to what to do and bare your soul to us and you're talking about dipping your wick?
Ummm, this is a little deeper than that
 
OK, so the "popcorn" I started about 8:30 got lost in the shuffle of writing, hitting the grocery story, hacking out a crappy blog, dealing with a girl I'm sorta kinda dating over the phone and other stuff....

So I come back to find the thread in respectable order.

I'm proud of my SportsJournalists.com brethren who have provided sage advice and a few one-liners without giving the dude a punch to the nuts. I think NYPepper has received some good information, advice and humor.

This thread also reminds me of how some dude in a pizza slice costume used to hand out Lifestyle condoms at events on the old college campus. I broke those damn things. They're worthless. Stick with Trojan.

Oh,
1. Be sure to wrap your whacker before you attack her.
2. The Trojan selection will save your erection.
 
What's that stupid joke?
How'd Burger King get Dairy Queen pregnant?
He forgot to wrap his whopper.

ILB-whopper.jpg
 
Sxysprtswrtr said:
What's that stupid joke?
How'd Burger King get Dairy Queen pregnant?
He forgot to wrap his whopper.

ILB-whopper.jpg
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Should have gone Buns to Mouth.
 
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