Fraternite, Egalite et Nudite!

[Simon_Cowbell]

21-year-old French 400 free Olympic gold medalist Laure Manaudou gives as ... complete ... a look at a world-class athlete as you will see.

Extremely NSFW

http://zelebs.blogspot.com/2007/12/laure-manaudou-nude-photos.html

 

[dixiehack]

Damn. I thought the Chukker was coming back.

 

[Captain_Kirk]

Talk about getting up close and personal.

 

[goalmouth]

I suddenly have a sure-fire plan to boost ratings during Olympic telecasts.

 

[zebracoy]

I've always been a fan of a girl with nice abs, but that's taking it too far.

 

[Double Down]

These are almost six months old, actually. She and her boyfriend broke up during the Euro world championships (when she literally threw a ring he gave her into the pool during an argument), and suddenly these pics hit the net the next day, which he denied doing of course. Drama seems to follow Ms. Manaudou. The French are furious with her because she's training half-assed, got dumped by her Italian swim club, ditched her coach, and she pulled out of the 200 free (an even in which she holds the world record) during the French trials -- meaning she cannot swim that event in Beijing -- after a miserable heat that left her in tears. She also can't figure out what swimsuit she wants to wear in Beijing.

Ah, French women.

 

[zebracoy]

Ah, French women.

Indeed. But she did use a razor.

 

[slappy4428]

Is that a lizard licking your crotch or ...

 

[JayFarrar]

These are almost six months old, actually. She and her boyfriend broke up during the Euro world championships (when she literally threw a ring he gave her into the pool during an argument), and suddenly these pics hit the net the next day, which he denied doing of course. Drama seems to follow Ms. Manaudou. The French are furious with her because she's training half-assed, got dumped by her Italian swim club, ditched her coach, and she pulled out of the 200 free (an even in which she holds the world record) during the French trials -- meaning she cannot swim that event in Beijing -- after a miserable heat that left her in tears. She also can't figure out what swimsuit she wants to wear in Beijing.

Ah, French women.

Your knowledge of the French swimming scene disturbs me.

 

[DemoChristian]

I've always been a fan of a girl with nice abs, but that's taking it too far.

Bingo.

 

[Double Down]

These are almost six months old, actually. She and her boyfriend broke up during the Euro world championships (when she literally threw a ring he gave her into the pool during an argument), and suddenly these pics hit the net the next day, which he denied doing of course. Drama seems to follow Ms. Manaudou. The French are furious with her because she's training half-assed, got dumped by her Italian swim club, ditched her coach, and she pulled out of the 200 free (an even in which she holds the world record) during the French trials -- meaning she cannot swim that event in Beijing -- after a miserable heat that left her in tears. She also can't figure out what swimsuit she wants to wear in Beijing.

Ah, French women.

Your knowledge of the French swimming scene disturbs me.

It's not something I've acquired voluntarily, I assure you.

On the bright side, I can describe, with stunning accuracy, the Olympic rings lower back tattoo that resides about three inches from the crack of Dana Vollmer's ass. Hang around long enough and the job does have some perks.

 

[JayFarrar]

From what I recall, I was also astonished by your knowledge on Michael Phelps.
But that was some time back, probably when Phelps was setting like eight world records and no one paid any attention.

 

[User 1019]

Who's the chick with the hatchet job in the ad next to her?

 

[Batman]

She also can't figure out what swimsuit she wants to wear in Beijing.

Judging from those pics, I'd say she does just fine without one.

 

[HejiraHenry]

Yikes!

 

[wickedwritah]

I've always been a fan of a girl with nice abs, but that's taking it too far.

Amen. Will someone feed her a few Whoppers and a few more Big Macs?

 

[dooley_womack1]

Props on the thread title. And if those shots were of Theriau, the Nation would be on high alert.

 

[Tom Petty]

there goes the theory that swimmers are tight.

 

[Simon_Cowbell]

I think she has an incredible body.... not emaciated at all.

 

[Grimace]

I've always been a fan of a girl with nice abs, but that's taking it too far.

I'd fill those abs like an ice cube tray.