Forget texting, this is the real danger behind the wheel

[Calvin Hobbes]

http://www.aolnews.com/weird-news/article/megan-mariah-barnes-crashes-car-while-shaving-bikini-area-police-say/19387991

True story ... about 20 years ago, I was driving to work one day and doing about 70 on what was then a 55-mph highway. Out of nowhere, a car closes fast with headlights flashing and horn blaring.

As I pull to the right lane to get out of the way, I look over and notice it's a 20-something female applying makeup in the rear-view mirror as she whips around me doing about 100.

I'd have been more impressed if she had been doing what the lady in the story above was doing.

And believe me, the mugshot with the story is definitely more than enough.

 

[playthrough]

She was on her way to meet her boyfriend but her ex-husband was holding the wheel so she could, um, prepare for the visit.

I have a headache.

 

[dooley_womack1]

Darwin Award: She's doing it right.

Tho I sure in the hell wonder where the ex-husband's cajones are.

 

[poindexter]

That guy shown in the picture needed a new dye job and haircut.

Where's the picture of the woman?

 

[dooley_womack1]

If pics, GTFO.

 

[BitterYoungMatador2]

CC Deville's really let himself go.

 

[Starman]

CC Deville's really let himself go.

But keeping the bikini area clean, thank god.

 

[Drip]

Two quick hits.
1, Did she nick herself shaving?
2, Does her pubic area look better than she does?

 

[qtlaw]

TTIWWP.......Let's keep it that way.

 

[Drip]

TTIWWP.......Let's keep it that way.

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[qtlaw]

TTIWWP.......Let's keep it that way.

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This Thread Is Worthless Without Photos; let's not post any.

 

[Drip]

TTIWWP.......Let's keep it that way.

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This Thread Is Worthless Without Photos; let's not post any.

I dunno. I'm kind of torn. In a morbid way, I'd like to see how close of a shave she got.

 

[qtlaw]

TTIWWP.......Let's keep it that way.

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This Thread Is Worthless Without Photos; let's not post any.

I dunno. I'm kind of torn. In a morbid way, I'd like to see who close of a shave she got.

Have you seen the mugshot?

 

[Sea Bass]

CC Deville's really let himself go.

That's actually Kurt Cobain.

 

[dooley_womack1]

I'd hit it.[/dennyneagle]

 

[Point of Order]

On the bright side, there's a great deal available on a used 1995 Ford Thunderbird in Key West: low mileage, shag carpeting interior.

 

[novelist_wannabe]

heh, heh. He said shag

 

[heyabbott]

Was her boyfriend getting out of jail?

Why didn't she just do that in the trailer?

 

[Oggiedoggie]

Darwin Award: She's doing it right.

Tho I sure in the hell wonder where the ex-husband's cajones are.

I'll bet that he's wishing that he would have spoke to an attorney before he signed the divorce settlement.

 

[Ace]

Seriously. If you did rear end a car, whose going to say they were giving themselves a bikini wax at the time? Can't you say you were fiddling with the radio?

Or that since there is no place to turn in the Keys for 20 miles, you didn't expect the car in front to turn left?