For $350, she'll slap the ugly right out of you

[LongTimeListener]

San Francisco's newest boutique will practice the Thai massage technique of face-slapping.

http://www.sfgate.com/style/article/Thai-face-slapping-in-S-F-3961882.php

Tata pinched a chunk of this reporter's cheek and wiggled it, the way a grandma does when you get 100 percent on a spelling test. She tugged at it, pushed it sideways, smoothed it with her fingers. The music was thumping. Thump, thump, thump. Then came the right hand again, harder this time.

Whap! Whap! WHAP!

Barney Stinson shudders.

 

[Buck]

I don't do massages, with slapping or without.
I don't like people in my personal space and I don't like a lot of superfluous touching.
It's the reason I don't like the dental hygenist.

 

[Double Down]

Don Draper feels $350 is a little steep, but will pay in cash anyway, thanks.

 

[dixiehack]

This guy will do it, but only if you go first.