First-world problems

[Spartan Squad]

My Dish CBS feed is behind my neighbor's feed so I hear them celebrating about five seconds before I see what they are celebrating about.

 

[MTM]

Went to Sonic for lunch and they didn't give me any napkins and I got a short straw with a Route 44 slush, making it difficult to finish

 

[Spartan Squad]

That has been the bane of my existence when the establishment goes cheap and doesn't get adequate straws for larger beverage sizes.

 

[Vombatus]

True story. I got a cup the other day and the straw was TWICE as high as the cup. I damn near poked my eye out.

 

[User 1019]

The cherries in my old fashioned suck.

 

[Buck]

I suffered a wicked paper cut right on the tip of one of my fingers today.
And it's my fretting hand, so no guitar for a day or two.

 

[Huggy]

I suffered a wicked paper cut right on the tip of one of my fingers today.
And it's my fretting hand, so no guitar for a day or two.

After years of talking about it I finally bought a guitar last week and have been spending a lot of time watching YouTube videos as I try and figure it out. I feel your pain.

 

[Batman]

Neighbor kid wants to come over and mow the lawn, so now I actually have to put on respectable pants.

 

[3_Octave_Fart]

My new dishwasher cleans my dishes better than I am able to by hand. And it made me feel inefficient.

 

[murphyc]

My princess co-worker ranted on Facebook last week about not having her Fitbit with her, meaning she wouldn't be able to count her calories when going to the gym after work. She ended her rant by posting "The struggle is real."
A friend of hers posted in response: "Really?" I SO wanted to like that response.

 

[BDC99]

I would have posted in response, do you want me to punch you in the ****ing nose?

 

[Buck]

After years of talking about it I finally bought a guitar last week and have been spending a lot of time watching YouTube videos as I try and figure it out. I feel your pain.

It is a great hobby, and the amount of tutorials and tips online make it a lot different learning today than it was decades ago.

 

[User 1019]

Talked to the guy I'm replacing in Honduras today. Looks like I'll have a maid. Fifty bucks a month. Cleans three times a week, and buys groceries in Comayagua. I hate making ****ing shopping lists.

 

[Buck]

Talked to the guy I'm replacing in Honduras today. Looks like I'll have a maid. Fifty bucks a month. Cleans three times a week, and buys groceries in Comayagua. I hate making ****ing shopping lists.

I first-world problem that you will experience while living in the developing world.
That is Alanis Morissette-style irony.

 

[Buck]

Have you ever gotten good advice that you just couldn't take?

 

[Vombatus]

Have you ever gotten good advice that you just couldn't take?

I've gotten some advice on buying gold.

 

[Buck]

Are you the guy I mailed my old gold jewelry to?
I still haven't gotten my check.

 

[Vombatus]

Are you the guy I mailed my old gold jewelry to?
I still haven't gotten my check.

No, my last name has five letters. Check with a guy who has a four letter last name, ends with 'u'.

 

[BDC99]

Have you ever gotten good advice that you just couldn't take?

Who would've thought... it figures

 

[User 1019]

I first-world problem that you will experience while living in the developing world.
That is Alanis Morissette-style irony.

Yeah. I've debated this for a few days. I'm not a housekeeper kind of guy, for sure, but the guy I'm replacing said this woman has worked for the MEDEVAC company commanders at Soto Cano for more than 10 years.

On another note, however. I get my own golf cart.