first-hand lindsay lohan update....

[shockey]

for anyone who gives a crap, she was at her brother's cyo basketball game this afternoon on long island. cheering him on. clapping politely. my 12-year-old little man shockey played in the next game.

mrs. shockey is my eyewitness and reports lindsay looked like crap, 20 going on 35. hope she's working on straightening out her act.

maybe being home for the holiday weekend is a promising sign.

most importantly, little man shockey scored four points in a 36-32 victory. ;D ;D ;D

 

[JBHawkEye]

for anyone who gives a crap, she was at her brother's cyo basketball game this afternoon on long island. cheering him on. clapping politely. my 12-year-old little man shockey played in the next game.

mrs. shockey is my eyewitness and reports lindsay looked like crap, 20 going on 35. hope she's working on straightening out her act.

maybe being home for the holiday weekend is a promising sign.

most importantly, little man shockey scored four points in a 36-32 victory. ;D ;D ;D

Were people bothering her for photos and autographs, or did she look so bad nobody believed it was her?

 

[Chi City 81]

You ****ed her, didn't you, Shockey?

 

[Clever username]

I'd still hit it. [/Songbird]

 

[imjustagirl2]

I'd still hit it. [/Songbird]

"When she dies of an overdose, it's a story. Until then, just show me your cooter." -- bigpern23

 

[shockey]

folks left her alone, 'cause people in our neck of the woods think they're stars, too. but everyone knew who she was.

funny, just a couple of weeks back the mrs. and i were watching "mean girls," a terrific flick, by the way. and all mrs. shockey kept saying was how fat lindsay's thighs looked. so when she came home from the festivities today, i asked her if lindsay's thighs looked any leaner.

she laughed and reported lindsay was wearing pants, "obviously to cover up those thunder thighs of hers." ;D ;D ;D

meow.

 

[markvid]

I'd still hit it. [/Songbird]

"When she dies of an overdose, it's a story. Until then, just show me your cooter." -- bigpern23

We need to start a poll on who goes six feet under first...Lindsay or Amy Winehouse.

 

[wickedwritah]

Britney has to be included in that.

 

[Mystery_Meat]

From what I understand, Lindsay will go six feet down four inches at a time.

 

[markvid]

Britney has to be included in that.

Good point, but she doesn't seem like she's doing anything that could make her die any day.
She's just dumb.

 

[Clever username]

folks left her alone, 'cause people in our neck of the woods think they're stars, too. but everyone knew who she was.

funny, just a couple of weeks back the mrs. and i were watching "mean girls," a terrific flick, by the way. and all mrs. shockey kept saying was how fat lindsay's thighs looked. so when she came home from the festivities today, i asked her if lindsay's thighs looked any leaner.

she laughed and reported lindsay was wearing pants, "obviously to cover up those thunder thighs of hers." ;D ;D ;D

meow.

Goddam women are vicious. That's about the only time she ever looked good. She's one of those girls that looks much, much better with meat on her bones.

 

[wickedwritah]

Britney has to be included in that.

Good point, but she doesn't seem like she's doing anything that could make her die any day.
She's just dumb.

Britney's doing blow and lost custody of her kids.

 

[markvid]

Britney has to be included in that.

Good point, but she doesn't seem like she's doing anything that could make her die any day.
She's just dumb.

Britney's doing blow and lost custody of her kids.

Doing blow? I guess, go figure, I don't keep up on that.
Losing custody ain't gonna kill you.

 

[Clever username]

Britney has to be included in that.

Good point, but she doesn't seem like she's doing anything that could make her die any day.
She's just dumb.

Britney's doing blow and lost custody of her kids.

Doing blow? I guess, go figure, I don't keep up on that.
Losing custody ain't gonna kill you.

No, but it's indication of the direction her life is headed in. Not that we needed more evidence.

 

[Songbird]

I'd still hit it. [/Songbird]

Damn straight, boy!

 

[Dyno]

Britney has to be included in that.

Good point, but she doesn't seem like she's doing anything that could make her die any day.
She's just dumb.

Britney's doing blow and lost custody of her kids.

There were some allegations of meth use, too.

 

[TwoGloves]

Was she wearing a bra?

 

[bigpern23]

I'd still hit it. [/Songbird]

"When she dies of an overdose, it's a story. Until then, just show me your cooter." -- bigpern23

Haha ... I'd forgotten about that quote. Is it wrong that I just laughed at my own post?

 

[Songbird]

No. I make myself laugh all the time. Good for the soul. Funny post, too.

 

[steveu]

I'd still hit it. [/Songbird]

"When she dies of an overdose, it's a story. Until then, just show me your cooter." -- bigpern23

We need to start a poll on who goes six feet under first...Lindsay or Amy Winehouse.

In the Dirtnap 500, I'd have to say Winehouse is leading hands down. Either that or she's the one doing the most stupid things at the moment.