Festivus alert!

[TwoGloves]

On TBS right now. "It's a Festivus miracle!"

 

[Bubbler]

Oh goody.

 

[Buck]

No bagel, no bagel, no bagel, no bagel

 

[Baron Scicluna]

Ah, the airing of grievances. Good memories.

 

[Evil Bastard (aka Chris_L)]

 

[TwoGloves]

Ah, the airing of grievances. Good memories.

"I'VE GOT A LOT OF PROBLEMS WITH YOU PEOPLE!"

 

[ArnoldBabar]

Such a freakin' great episode, one of the best in the series. So many stories intertwining perfectly.

 

[Buck]

Kruger! My son says your company stinks!

 

[ArnoldBabar]

Kruger! My son says your company stinks!

He says you couldn't smooth a silk sheet if you had a hot date with a babe ... I've lost my train of thought.

 

[Evil Bastard (aka Chris_L)]

 

[dargan]

The feats of strength ...

"How 'bout George?"

 

[Buck]

(George lets out a depressed sigh while reading a card)

ELAINE: What?

GEORGE: Nothing. It's a card from my dad.

ELAINE: What is it? (Grabs the card from George, he tries to stop her, but fails. She reads it out loud.) "Dear son, Happy Festivus." What is Festivus?

GEORGE: It's nothing, stop it..

JERRY: When George was growing up..

GEORGE: (Interrupting) Jerry, No!

JERRY: His father..

GEORGE: No!

JERRY: Hated all the commercial and religious aspects of Christmas, so he made up his own holiday.

ELAINE: Ohhhh.. and another piece of the puzzle falls into place.

GEORGE: (pleading) Alright..

JERRY: And instead of a tree, didn't your father put up an aluminum pole?

(Elaine starts laughing uncontrollably - and continues to do so)

GEORGE: Jerry! Stop it!

JERRY: And weren't there a feats of strength that always ended up with you crying?

(Jerry joins in with Elaine's laughter)

GEORGE: I can't take it anymore! I'm going to work! ARe you happy now?! (Gathers his things, and runs out of the coffee shop. Elaine and Jerry laugh hysterically)

 

[TwoGloves]

Such a freakin' great episode, one of the best in the series. So many stories intertwining perfectly.

Denim Vest could not be reached for comment.

 

[ArnoldBabar]

Such a freakin' great episode, one of the best in the series. So many stories intertwining perfectly.

Denim Vest could not be reached for comment.

Denim vest, the two-face girl, the Human Fund, the bagel strike, the Atomic Sub card, Festivus, the OTB guys ... all in 22 minutes. Those writers were absolutely masterful.

 

[Gutter]

Such a freakin' great episode, one of the best in the series. So many stories intertwining perfectly.

Denim Vest could not be reached for comment.

Yama hama!

 

[mike311gd]

Such a freakin' great episode, one of the best in the series. So many stories intertwining perfectly.

Denim Vest could not be reached for comment.

Denim vest, the two-face girl, the Human Fund, the bagel strike, the Atomic Sub card, Festivus, the OTB guys ... all in 22 minutes. Those writers were absolutely masterful.

Hey, don't put your drink on there.

 

[TwoGloves]

"I think you can take him, Georgie."

 

[mike311gd]

Quit crying and fight your father.