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Damn, that kind of looks like this cat this girl I used to know had. Plus, my dog is getting pretty fat itself.
 
That dog looks like it should have Carrie Fisher chained up.
 
Who lets a dog get that fat?
The picture cracks me up, but I can't help but wonder who lets a dog get that fat?
 
That's a dog?

It looks like a wolf dressed up as a dog, after he snuck into a Girl Scout meeting and ate everyone for lunch.
 
He's just big boned.

Buck said:
Who lets a dog get that fat?
The picture cracks me up, but I can't help but wonder who lets a dog get that fat?

I was thinking the same thing Buck. That's borderline animal cruelty just like parents who let their kids get that fat. I wonder what the owners look like? I'm guessing they're not participating in any triathlons in the near future.
 
Jesus. And I thought my 100-pound golden retriever was a load.
 
andyouare? said:
He's just big boned.

Buck said:
Who lets a dog get that fat?
The picture cracks me up, but I can't help but wonder who lets a dog get that fat?

I was thinking the same thing Buck. That's borderline animal cruelty just like parents who let their kids get that fat. I wonder what the owners look like? I'm guessing they're not participating in any triathlons in the near future.

You're heard how some owners and dogs bear an uncanny resemblance? Find me a picture of the owners of this dog and I'd bet my lunch you'd see some similarities.
 
Husband: I wonder if the wife fed the dog. I guess I could ask her, but instead I'll just feed the dog a couple of these bacon double cheeseburgers.

One hour later ...
Wife: I wonder if the husband fed the dog. I guess I could ask him, but instead I'll just feed the dog this pie and a pint of Ben & Jerry's.

One hour later ...
Son: I wonder if mom or dad fed the dog. I guess I could ask them, but instead I'll just feed the dog this loaf of sourdough and a can of spray cheese.


Etc.
 
Buck said:
Who lets a dog get that fat?
The picture cracks me up, but I can't help but wonder who lets a dog get that fat?

People who feed their dogs table scraps.
 
forever_town said:
Buck said:
Who lets a dog get that fat?
The picture cracks me up, but I can't help but wonder who lets a dog get that fat?

People who feed their dogs table scraps.

But when the dog starts struggling to get up or walk, doesn't that cause you to pause and think 'Maybe I should feed the dog the rest of this tuna casserole'?
 
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"I'm not fat.....I'm festively plump!"
 
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Good thing about a dog that size is that he'll never get run over by a car.
 
Meanwhile, I've got a lab whose ribs are showing because I can't get him to gain an ounce. I feed him the super high-calorie, high-protein food, but he burns 10,000 calories a day running.
 

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