Fantasy Puppy Bowl

[Batman]

As one of the new wrinkles for Puppy Bowl X, Animal Planet is adding a Puppy Bowl fantasy game.
No word on what the stats will be. Number of turds dropped? Dogs get a point each time they catch their own tail?

http://deadspin.com/you-can-draft-a-fantasy-puppy-bowl-team-1493337187

 

[Spartan Squad]

Can you set up a PPBS (Point Per Butt Sniffed) league?

 

[Gutter]

Apparently puppies DO give a **** about your fantasy team.