Facebook is getting heated

[MisterCreosote]

Today is #friendday! Complete with trite, generic videos!

That ought to heal all of this divisiveness perfectly.

 

[JohnHammond]

I'm guessing **** is not one of those people that share an account with their wife. "**** N Jane Whitman."

 

[SpeedTchr]

Seems like every pic I see of this nutjob makes him look like he's about to go D-cup deep motorboating some crunchy chick.

 

[LongTimeListener]

You say that like it's a bad thing.

 

[Ace]

I'm guessing **** is not one of those people that share an account with their wife. "**** N Jane Whitman."

That's crazy. I'm close to unfriending my sister for doing that.

I assume for 99 percent of the couples who do that the guy has his own side FB identitiy where he is friends with all former female classmates and potential Russian mail-order brides.

 

[Dick Whitman]

That's crazy. I'm close to unfriending my sister for doing that.

I assume for 99 percent of the couples who do that the guy has his own side FB identitiy where he is friends with all former female classmates and potential Russian mail-order brides.

I think they are mostly evangelical Christians. Church leaders encourage them to do it.

 

[Ace]

I think they are mostly evangelical Christians. Church leaders encourage them to do it.

My response still stands.

 

[Dick Whitman]

Mrs. Whitman and I barely interact on Facebook. Make up for it between the sheets, though.

 

[Ace]

Mrs. Whitman and I barely interact on Facebook. Make up for it between the sheets, though.

I find Viagra-fueled **** kind of boring.

 

[TyWebb]

I'm guessing **** is not one of those people that share an account with their wife. "**** N Jane Whitman."

When I was still on Facebook, I had to unfriend a couple I had known since high school that did this. They would post annoying little loving messages to each other from the same account, so it was like one account talking to itself over and over. When I told them how weird it was, they asked why I was threatened by their love.

 

[TyWebb]

I find Viagra-fueled **** kind of boring.

So does Mrs. Whitman.

 

[Ace]

Mrs. Whitman and I barely interact on Facebook. Make up for it between the sheets, though.

In the couple of combo Facebook couples I see, they mostly use it to communicate out to friends and family -- not with each other. I don't like it because I'd like to interact with a person, not a couple. Is that my sister posting photos at the truck show or her "significant other?"

 

[dixiehack]

Mrs. Whitman and I barely interact on Facebook. Make up for it between the sheets, though.

Is that where you tell her about celebrities who died five years ago?

 

[LongTimeListener]

Oh, that Andy Rooney. I get hot just thinking about him.

 

[old_tony]

Mrs. Whitman and I barely interact on Facebook. Make up for it between the sheets, though.

Could there be a more **** Whitman quote than this? I don't think so.

 

[MisterCreosote]

I don't know. I'm kind of liking Overflowing With Machismo ****.

 

[TyWebb]

**** Whitman is the new JDV.

 

[JohnHammond]

I think they are mostly evangelical Christians. Church leaders encourage them to do it.

Seeing non-evangelicals do it, as well. In the back of my mind, I think "What did he do?"

 

[swingline]

**** Whitman is the new JDV.

Provably. Demonstrably.

 

[Baron Scicluna]

Mrs. Whitman and I barely interact on Facebook. Make up for it between the sheets, though.

Your Valentine's Day cards really get her in the mood?