Everybody's got something to hide except for me and my monkey

[Iron_chet]

http://www.travelandescape.ca/2012/09/man-tries-to-board-plane-with-a-monkey-in-his-pants/

 

[Steak Snabler]

Outstanding thread title.

 

[Captain_Kirk]

Shouldn't have asked the flight attendant to spank his monkey...

 

[Norrin Radd]

"Sir, you can't bring that monkey on board."

"Come on!"

"No, sir, I'm sorry."

"Come on! Come on!"

"Sir, please- . . .sir, please get the monkey out of your pants."

"Come on! It's such a joy!"

 

[Starman]

Your inside is out, when your outside is in.

 

[Batman]

The guy used to host a popular dance show. Now he's selling off his props. Hard times, man. Hard times.

 

[spikechiquet]

It's scary how many times this has happened in the past:

http://jonathanturley.org/2010/07/20/monkeys-on-a-plane-mexican-man-arrested-with-titis-on-his-body/

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-474062/Passenger-smuggles-monkey-plane--hat.html#axzz2KiQGQtbQ

http://gothamist.com/2007/08/07/area_airports_a.php