Eric Rudolph taunts victims

[PopeDirkBenedict]

Incidentally, his cell is right next to and around just about every one of the worst of the worst Arab terrorists involved with the '93 WTC bombings, and Mousoui, and the like. Pretty much some of the most vile and evil human beings in the world are all grouped together at a supermax in Colorado.

Sounds like ... a wacky sitcom!

That shouldn't have made me laugh. But it did.

I can only imagine the Very Special Episode of Supermax.

I think that is the episode where Gordon Jump is the canteen owner who molests John Walker Lindh

Simply outstanding.

I hope they can find room for Mike Seaver's buddy Boner in an episode.

Well, there is the episode where Ted Kaczynski bullies Skippy from Family Ties into writing his manifestos for him.

"Do it! Mallory will like you if you do it!!"

And lets not forget the hiliarity that ensues when Terry Nichols tries to serve as prison ***** for Robert Hanssen and Sammy Gravano on the same night -- without them finding out about each other. If it wasn't for Jack Tripper's quick thinking, he would never have pulled it off.

 

[BYH]

Incidentally, his cell is right next to and around just about every one of the worst of the worst Arab terrorists involved with the '93 WTC bombings, and Mousoui, and the like. Pretty much some of the most vile and evil human beings in the world are all grouped together at a supermax in Colorado.

Sounds like ... a wacky sitcom!

That shouldn't have made me laugh. But it did.

I can only imagine the Very Special Episode of Supermax.

I think that is the episode where Gordon Jump is the canteen owner who molests John Walker Lindh

Simply outstanding.

I hope they can find room for Mike Seaver's buddy Boner in an episode.

Well, there is the episode where Ted Kaczynski bullies Skippy from Family Ties into writing his manifestos for him.

"Do it! Mallory will like you if you do it!!"

And lets not forget the hiliarity that ensues when Terry Nichols tries to serve as prison ***** for Robert Hanssen and Sammy Gravano on the same night -- without them finding out about each other. If it wasn't for Jack Tripper's quick thinking, he would never have pulled it off.

HAHAHAHA!!!

Security guard Mr. Roper always races to the cell, thinking he'll find violent prison sex going on.

 

[PopeDirkBenedict]

And don't forget about the time Zacarias Moussaoui gets strung out on crystal meth so he can stay up all night working on a terrorist attack.

"I'm so excited...I'm so excited....I'm so *sob*...SCARED!

 

[Fenian_Bastard]

Incidentally, his cell is right next to and around just about every one of the worst of the worst Arab terrorists involved with the '93 WTC bombings, and Mousoui, and the like. Pretty much some of the most vile and evil human beings in the world are all grouped together at a supermax in Colorado.

Sounds like ... a wacky sitcom!

That shouldn't have made me laugh. But it did.

I can only imagine the Very Special Episode of Supermax.

I think that is the episode where Gordon Jump is the canteen owner who molests John Walker Lindh

Simply outstanding.

I hope they can find room for Mike Seaver's buddy Boner in an episode.

Next -- Blossom and Sixx find out a secret about Sammy. Should they tell Dad?

 

[The Big Ragu]

Bobby Brady has to write a school report about one of his heroes. He chooses Charles Manson. Mr. Brady decides to show Bobby that Manson was no hero, but nothing he tries works. Each tact he uses falls on deaf ears, and Bobby falls deeper and deeper into his perverse Helter Skelter world, idolizing Manson even more than before. Finally, Mr. Brady has a brainstorm and he brings Roman Polanski over to scare Bobby with tales about Sharon Tate's murder. Bobby's face turns ashen and he decides that Manson is no hero. Bobby removes the swastika from his forehead and writes a new book report about Jonas Salk.

[/postscript] Bobby stays in touch with Polanski and grows up to be a child molester.

 

[TheSportsPredictor]

Incidentally, his cell is right next to and around just about every one of the worst of the worst Arab terrorists involved with the '93 WTC bombings, and Mousoui, and the like. Pretty much some of the most vile and evil human beings in the world are all grouped together at a supermax in Colorado.

I just hope no one hires Electro to break in.

 

[User 1019]

As I have done in other cases in the past, I'll put up the first carton of cigarettes to solve this problem.

Here's the second.

 

[zagoshe]

I don't see what the problem is. Eric Rudolph is an American hero who rescued thousands of innocent babies from the slaughter.

 

[PhilaYank36]

Incidentally, his cell is right next to and around just about every one of the worst of the worst Arab terrorists involved with the '93 WTC bombings, and Mousoui, and the like. Pretty much some of the most vile and evil human beings in the world are all grouped together at a supermax in Colorado.

So why don't we serve up a little poetic justice and bomb the **** out of that cell block?

 

[Bubbler]

Don't forget the very special episode when Terry Nichols is about to hang himself in his cell and realizes he has so much to live for, thanks to the loving support of Supermax.

As the end credits roll, they play Wind Beneath My Wings.

 

[Fenian_Bastard]

And there ain't no nothin' we can't love each other throoooo!

 

[Tom Petty]

wait just one dad-burned minute. this guy actually killed people in the name of religion? unheard of.