Eddie Murphy marriage ends after a fortnight

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Glad I never got around to sending them a wedding present.

From USA TODAY.com

Eddie and Tracey - splitting already?

Talk about a honeymoon being over.

Eddie Murphy and Tracey Edmonds have separated. The two just got married Jan. 1 in a beautiful Bora Bora beach ceremony, but according to People, they called it off on Monday. The problem? The first days of the newlyweds' honeymoon was marred by screaming matches and arguments that lasted the entire week. According to People, there are no plans for a reconciliation. There has been no comment from publicists for either camp.
 
MUAHAHAHAHAH! Fantastic. They were plastered all over the gossip mags a week or two ago, talking about how they were "so in love" during their ceremony.

Suck it, you self-important blowhard and you psycho ex of Babyface, even if Eddie was great in Dreamgirls.
 
Seems to me that Eddie Murphy is in love with Eddie Murphy.
 
Lemme just say this - they've been together for what? a year? They get married and then it all falls apart in two weeks? Who or what changed?
 
DanOregon said:
Lemme just say this - they've been together for what? a year? They get married and then it all falls apart in two weeks? Who or what changed?
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Brad Renfro?
 
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deskslave said:
DanOregon said:
Lemme just say this - they've been together for what? a year? They get married and then it all falls apart in two weeks? Who or what changed?
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Brad Renfro?
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Sadly, that's the missing piece of the puzzle.
 
Maybe Eddie found out the Busboys were sneaking around. They'll **** anything that moves. Even the goldfish keep still.
 
BYH said:
Maybe she laughed at his Aunt Bunny falling down the stairs.
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What's not funny about that fat, sasquatch Gooney-Goo-Goo *****?
 
The Good Doctor said:
BYH said:
Maybe she laughed at his Aunt Bunny falling down the stairs.
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What's not funny about that fat, sasquatch Gooney-Goo-Goo *****?
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Eddie woke up screaming. I asked him what's wrong. He said "Aunt Bunny is coming to get me."

(I knew you'd help with the Deliriousjack, good work)
 
BYH said:
The Good Doctor said:
BYH said:
Maybe she laughed at his Aunt Bunny falling down the stairs.
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What's not funny about that fat, sasquatch Gooney-Goo-Goo *****?
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Eddie woke up screaming. I asked him what's wrong. He said "Aunt Bunny is coming to get me."

(I knew you'd help with the Deliriousjack, good work)
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When I'm needed in these trying, post-Renfro times, I step up.
 
Or maybe Eddie's mom threw a shoe at Tracey for picking the ice cream off the ground.

"It's just got a little **** on it, it's like sprinkles."
 
Football_Bat said:
Ha ha very funny mother****er!
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Shut the **** up Terrell. You wanna impress me? take the ****ing wheel mother****er.

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