Eat That Dog!

[DanOregon]

Who ya got for the Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Contest today? Joey Chestnut has serious upside, while Kobayashi is "nursing" an arthritic jaw, whatever that is. Can Chestnut make it happen? Is Kobayashi frontin'? Who is the most "NOW" competitive eater? And will the Fridge make an appearance?

 

[Bubbler]

Who ya got for the Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Contest today? Joey Chestnut has serious upside, while Kobayashi is "nursing" an arthritic jaw, whatever that is. Can Chestnut make it happen? Is Kobayashi frontin'? Who is the most "NOW" competitive eater? And will the Fridge make an appearance?

Put yourself in this position in five years. Someone has archived the SJ cache from today and you're all excited to see what you might have posted back in the day.

Then you see that you breathlessly wondered who might win the Hot Dog eating contest. Mortification sets in. I'm not Nostradamus, but I'm just trying to help. No one needs that kind of emasculation.

 

[slappy4428]

No one needs that kind of emasculation.

LOL [/yestheydo]

 

[Freelance Hack]

To quote the great Elliotte Friedman, "Kill me now..."

 

[mike311gd]

I'm hungry.

 

[Claws for Concern]

Is there a dog-by-dog blogger somewhere or has Nathan's barred blog reporters from the venue?