Early candidate for headline of the year

[hondo]

"Hooker overcome illness, slaps Beaver"

I kid you not.

http://www.swdtimes.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=3694%3Ahooker-overcomes-illness-slaps-beaver-64-57&catid=13%3Alocal-sports&Itemid=41

 

[Bad Guy Zero]

I nominate this gem from Yahoo Sports: Woods starts year with 69 and trails by 5 strokes

 

[dooley_womack1]

"Hooker overcome illness, slaps Beaver"

heyabbott pays extra for that.

 

[Batman]

Two things make this even better:
1) Beaver High's nickname is the Dusters.
2) This lead quote...

“We had kids sick in there,” Hooker head coach Bud Valerius said. “I really think they did a good job gutting it out.”

 

[hondo]

Two things make this even better:
1) Beaver High's nickname is the Dusters.
2) This lead quote...

“We had kids sick in there,” Hooker head coach Bud Valerius said. “I really think they did a good job gutting it out.”

Bud Valerius also would make a pretty good porn star name.

 

[Ace]

Poor Oklahoma.

It's hookers are dogs and its beavers are dusty.

 

[Spartan Squad]

I nominate this gem from Yahoo Sports: Woods starts year with 69 and trails by 5 strokes

This was an AP hede from last night but still quality. The hooker hede gets my vote.

 

[HanSenSE]

Was going to say the Leader has become a Legend, but we're in Big XII country ...

 

[bigpern23]

Two things make this even better:
1) Beaver High's nickname is the Dusters.
2) This lead quote...

“We had kids sick in there,” Hooker head coach Bud Valerius said. “I really think they did a good job gutting it out.”

Bud Valerius also would make a pretty good porn star name.

Or venereal disease.

 

[Journalist21]

Don't remember the exact headline, but the Boston Globe had something similar to "Bishop to Wed Prince William."