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Once the parasite is finished sapping the life from its host, it begins its search for another ...

I hear Haliburton is hiring.
 
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Rove's resignation effective end of August.

Will it be September, October, or November when we find out which Republican's campaign he's working on?
 
EStreetJoe said:
Rove's resignation effective end of August.

Will it be September, October, or November when we find out which Republican's campaign he's working on?
He may wait till after New Hampshire to see which candidate's got the best shot.

You'll know Rove's back in the game when the rumor spreads that Mitt's got a black baby.
 
Lord, tell it on the mountain! This is great news.

And despite all this, is there reason to believe he won't still have a voice, albeit remote, in the White House?
 
He'll certainly still have a voice. Karl Rove is the greatest president this country has ever had. He's like the French maid of politics. Look around you. This place sparkles!

Wait. What's that under the dining table? Is that a dead skunk? Whoa! It's gonna take a lot of bleach to clean that up. But at least he killed the skunk. No more skunks to deal with. Eww. I think that skunk had babies. There are skunks everywhere in this house.

But that's okay. We'll just go to our summer home for a few months while the lower-class comes in to spruce up the place. Hey, hold on. I forgot. We had to sell our summer home to pay for that big overseas party he had.

Well, maybe we'll just take a vacation to grandma's house. Load up the car and we'll drive to...holy ****! Gas is almost $3 a gallon! Maybe we'll just call her.

Hello, mom? Is that you? I can't hear you. It's almost as if someone is listening in on a third line. Hey, did someone just sneeze? Oh, the One Foundation? Yes, it's going well, Mom. A bunch of us gathered in front of the Ten Commandments down at the Georgia state capitol. We talked about the genocide taking place in Darfur.

We were about to discuss how we should develop social programs to deal with AIDS in Africa and poverty in Southeast Asia. But, you know, they arrested us for blocking the sidewalk. You know the government. Yes, mom. The government can kiss my ass, too. Wait, did you just hang up? No? Well what was that click?

Oh, mom. I have to go. Someone is at the door. By the way, do you know how to get rid of dead skunk smell?
 
With Rove gone, I'm worried that there won't be enough handlers around to keep W medicated properly.
 
He's set things up perfectly, given the fact he was betting heavy behind a low pair after the SS debacle and the 2006 midterms. That quote about "warrantless wiretaps" in the WSJ piece is the tell. He's got the D's as divided on an issue as they're likely to be. He's neutered the Congress. He's set up a '68-style debate within the D's as regards the war; watch HRC get turned into Humphrey. The political pieces are in place if they really want to go after Iran. Anything that would get him indicted has long gone into the shredder.
His work there is done.
 
Fenian_Bastard said:
He's set things up perfectly, given the fact he was betting heavy behind a low pair after the SS debacle and the 2006 midterms. That quote about "warrantless wiretaps" in the WSJ piece is the tell. He's got the D's as divided on an issue as they're likely to be. He's neutered the Congress. He's set up a '68-style debate within the D's as regards the war; watch HRC get turned into Humphrey. The political pieces are in place if they really want to go after Iran. Anything that would get him indicted has long gone into the shredder.
His work there is done.

Heckuva job, Rovie.
 
Put Rove and Carville in a locked room and maybe they will jackass each other to death...
 
EStreetJoe said:
Rove's resignation effective end of August.

Will it be September, October, or November when we find out which Republican's campaign he's working on?

Exactly... don't think for a second that Rove is leaving to sit home...
 
Don't let the door hit you in the ass....http://andrewsullivan.theatlantic.com/the_daily_dish/2007/08/rove-exits.html
 

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