Donald Duck groped me two years ago and now I have PTS

[EStreetJoe]

Is this a laughable lawsuit or could the trauma of having Donald Duck grope your breasts be worth something two years later?

http://www.philly.com/philly/news/20100812_Delco_woman_sues__Donald__groped__her.html

Here's the lede, click on the link for the full story:

THIS MIGHT sound Goofy, but a Delaware County mother suing Walt Disney Parks and Resorts claims that she suffers from post-traumatic stress disorder and about a dozen other "permanent" maladies because Donald Duck grabbed her breasts two years ago at Epcot Center.

The story has a picture of the duck, but not the plaintiff.

More details (but no photo of the woman) in the Delaware County Times story:
http://www.delcotimes.com/articles/2010/08/12/news/doc4c635a8bcfbcf543707214.txt

She's suing for $50,000 “plus delay damages, punitive damages, costs, interest and other damages permitted by law.”

 

[playthrough]

That mother will gladly settle out of court for lifetime family passes to Disney.

 

[Care Bear]

This story brings back that time I was mickied by Mickey.

 

[Football_Bat]

Is this a laughable lawsuit or could the trauma of having Donald Duck grope your breasts be worth something two years later?

http://www.philly.com/philly/news/20100812_Delco_woman_sues__Donald__groped__her.html

Here's the lede, click on the link for the full story:

THIS MIGHT sound Goofy, but a Delaware County mother suing Walt Disney Parks and Resorts claims that she suffers from post-traumatic stress disorder and about a dozen other "permanent" maladies because Donald Duck grabbed her breasts two years ago at Epcot Center.

The story has a picture of the duck, but not the plaintiff.

More details (but no photo of the woman) in the Delaware County Times story:
http://www.delcotimes.com/articles/2010/08/12/news/doc4c635a8bcfbcf543707214.txt

She's suing for $50,000 “plus delay damages, punitive damages, costs, interest and other damages permitted by law.”

The ***** should've sued for a million — maybe then she'd get the $50k trinket treatment.

Instead she sued for $50k and Disney is like, "Get that **** outtahere."

 

[Ace]

If only I had a nickel for every time I was groped by Donald Duck.

 

[The Big Ragu]

The lede is a C+. It would have been a B- if it said that she is suffering from mallardies instead of maladies.

 

[bumpy mcgee]

She's too late if she plans to sue the pants off him.

 

[Killick]

"Your honor, the plaintiff calls Christina Aguilera to the stand."

NSFW: http://www.boreme.com/members/users/ma/maverickrazor/media/donald-duck-christina-aguilera.jpg

 

[Ace]

So you're saying Donald is a repeat offender?

 

[hondo]

This is bull****. Even if D. Duck did grope her, what the hell? Post-Traumatic Stress? Get over it. Either press charges at the time it happened, or give it up.

 

[Baron Scicluna]

She's too late if she plans to sue the pants off him.

Nice.

 

[HanSenSE]

So, the feeling here is, it's not everything it's quacked up to be?

 

[goalmouth]

Disney's been groping parents for years.

 

[Pastor]

I doubt this lawsuit gets anywhere. Disney might pay her money to drop the lawsuit but it won’t be any more than it would cost to go to trial.

She's too late if she plans to sue the pants off him.

Quality.

 

[terrier]

Meanwhile, Daisy Duck laments not getting a piece of that action.

 

[cyclingwriter]

She's too late if she plans to sue the pants off him.

that was good.

 

[Beef03]

Really he was just following Mickey's lead

 

[The Big Ragu]

Amazingly, this case endures. A judge ruled that it can go on in Pennsylvania. Disney was arguing it should take place in Florida. I remembered the thread because of the great response about her being too late to sue the pants off him.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-12109217

 

[holy bull]

Meanwhile, we're still waiting for the PTS class action suit by those who actually paid to see "Howard the Duck."

 

[Baron Scicluna]

Meanwhile, we're still waiting for the PTS class action suit by those who actually paid to see "Howard the Duck."

Haven't seen it in many years, and no, I didn't pay to see it. But seeing it as a teen on HBO, I thought it was pretty funny.