Does the Vatican have better things to do?

[Yawn]

I guess the more senile cardinals demanded this during a drifting morning discussion.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080513/ap_on_re_eu/vatican_aliens

 

[Fenian_Bastard]

The Vatican has a couple of hundred layabouts who do nothing BUT think about stuff like this.
Of course, some of them also surf for porn.

 

[writing irish]

Amusingly, this was the photo that ran with the story. Il Papa looks a little otherworldly, himself, in that one.

 

[Captain_Kirk]

If their next proclamation involves expounding on subliminal messages noted by playing Moody Blues records backwards, someone may want to check what's burning in the incense jar.

 

[slappy4428]

A lot of tinfoil will go into those hats...

 

[Grimace]

So does that mean Luke Skywalker was a Christian?

 

[Armchair_QB]

I like poking fun at cardinals as much as the next guy. But he does have a point. There are billions and billions of planets out there and this is the only one with life on it?

 

[Ace]

I like poking fun at cardinals as much as the next guy. But he does have a point. There are billions and billions of planets out there and this is the only one with life on it?

Yes. We had the only garden of Eden. Duh.

 

[Armchair_QB]

Missed that part of the story.

 

[Yawn]

Amusingly, this was the photo that ran with the story. Il Papa looks a little otherworldly, himself, in that one.

Wait. That's ET. Head covering..wait, no. No long pointer finger.

 

[alleyallen]

Or glowing chest.

 

[Armchair_QB]

Amusingly, this was the photo that ran with the story. Il Papa looks a little otherworldly, himself, in that one.

Wait. That's ET. Head covering..wait, no. No long pointer finger.

Somebody gave he Pope a shiner.

 

[Starman]

Amusingly, this was the photo that ran with the story. Il Papa looks a little otherworldly, himself, in that one.

Wait. That's ET. Head covering..wait, no. No long pointer finger.

No, Darth Benedict is using the dark side of the Force to unbutton the pants of a particularly fetching-looking altar boy in the front row.

 

[Yawn]

I thought the problem of pedophilia was strictly one in America and all the Vatican did was look the other way. Accessory to the crime, yes, but it doesn't make the Pope a boylover.

 

[Zoom Zoom Zoom]

The Vatican has a couple of hundred layabouts who do nothing BUT think about stuff like this.
Of course, some of them also surf for porn.

Why aren't they on SportsJournalists.com them?

 

[Starman]

I thought the problem of pedophilia was strictly one in America and all the Vatican did was look the other way. Accessory to the crime, yes, but it doesn't make the Pope a boylover.

The problem is worldwide, with particular breakouts in Ireland and Italy besides the U.S.

Whether the pope himself is a boylover or predator is pretty much irrelevant, but what he is, is an enabler and facilitator.

If Popey Boy and the rest of the Catlick hierarchy are getting tired of being painted with that brush, then do something about it. Break out the flamethrower.

 

[Yawn]

So where does that leave the legacy of JP the 2? While he was liberating Eastern Europe, the priests were frolicking.

 

[Flying Headbutt]

He's not as legendary in my mind as he is in the mind of other's.

 

[Football_Bat]

Amusingly, this was the photo that ran with the story. Il Papa looks a little otherworldly, himself, in that one.

First person to photoshop the pope flashing the shocker gets a beer on me.

 

[Captain_Kirk]

I'll go one better than the pope: