Does George Costanza get a promotion?

[heyabbott]

By TYLER KEPNER
Published: December 19, 2007

The Yankees formally fired David Szen, their former traveling secretary, on Tuesday after Szen pleaded guilty in United States District Court to filing a false federal income tax return.

 

[Chi City 81]

Re: Does George Castanza get a promotion?

Costanza.

 

[Claws for Concern]

Re: Does George Castanza get a promotion?

Only if George doesn't take a job with the Mets.

 

[heyabbott]

Costanza.

cantstandya

 

[mike311gd]

Only if George doesn't take a job with the Mets.

Lock up your trophies, Yankees. Gerogie wants to take a spin. ...

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= Hilarious disaster.

 

[Mitch21]

Did you see the one where Mr. Costanza fell on the corkscrew pasta.

 

[mike311gd]

Did you see the one where Mr. Costanza fell on the corkscrew pasta.

It was on last night. Fuccilli Jerry always gets his man.

 

[TheHacker]

Outstanding ... I'm very much looking forward to Jon Voight Day at the Stadium!

 

[hachat11]

Hey, bodysuit man!

 

[EE94]

Was that wrong? Should I not have done that? I tell you, I gotta plead ignorance on this thing, because if anyone had said anything to me at all when I first started here that that sort of thing is frowned upon... you know, cause I've worked in a lot of offices, and I tell you, people do that all the time.

 

[StormSurge]

Wasn't he the assistant to the traveling secretary?

 

[EE94]

hence the promotion

 

[mike311gd]

Wasn't he the assistant to the traveling secretary?

Indeed, and EE94 is right on.

 

[mike311gd]

Outstanding ... I'm very much looking forward to Jon Voight Day at the Stadium!

Unfortunately, you might need to settle for John Voight Day.

 

[StormSurge]

Wasn't he the assistant to the traveling secretary?

Indeed, and EE94 is right on.

Yes, I'm a little slow. Oops.

 

[mike311gd]

Wasn't he the assistant to the traveling secretary?

Indeed, and EE94 is right on.

Yes, I'm a little slow. Oops.

It's cool. I'm sure you're still a mile ahead of me.

 

[Gold]

No, he was the assistant traveling secretary. Not assistant TO THE traveling secretary.

He almost became assistant general manager, except for the fact that they thought he was dead when his car stayed in the parking lot over a weekend.

 

[mike311gd]

George: Guys, hitting is not about muscle. It's simple physics. Calculate the velocity, v, in relation to the trajectory, t, in which g, gravity, of course remains a constant. (Hits a home run) It's not complicated.
Jeter: Now who are you again?
George: George Costanza, assistant to the traveling secretary.
Williams: Are you the guy who put us in that Ramada in Milwaukee?
George: Do you wanna talk about hotels, or do you wanna win some ball games?
Jeter: We won the World Series.
George: In six games.

 

[ColbertNation]

Come on, guys. He's not even with the Yankees anymore. He was traded to Tyler Chicken. *Sheesh*

 

[mike311gd]

Nah. He's with Kruger Industrial Smoothing now.

Happy Festivus.