Perry White
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If so, vote for this guy: http://www.courierpostonline.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=200770521007
See his FEC filings: http://images.nictusa.com/cgi-bin/fecimg/?C00414912
If elected President, Jonathon "The Impaler" Sharkey plans to end the war in Iraq.
His platform also includes harsher punishment for criminals specifically, impaling terrorists, pedophiles and rapists. And he would certainly be the first person of his particular religious beliefs a Sanguinary Satantic vampyre and Hecate witch to hold the highest office in the land.
"You want the criminals to live in fear, then put somebody in who's going to scare them. Not someone who they're going to mock and laugh and say, 'Don't forget your Geritol!"' said Sharkey, 43, of Point Pleasant, who is also a professional wrestler.
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As for his personal beliefs, Sharkey said he won't force them upon anyone. Quite the contrary Sharkey intends to crack down on any form of religious discrimination.
"As president, that's an impaleable offense. You're getting impaled if you discriminate against someone's religion," he said.
See his FEC filings: http://images.nictusa.com/cgi-bin/fecimg/?C00414912
If elected President, Jonathon "The Impaler" Sharkey plans to end the war in Iraq.
His platform also includes harsher punishment for criminals specifically, impaling terrorists, pedophiles and rapists. And he would certainly be the first person of his particular religious beliefs a Sanguinary Satantic vampyre and Hecate witch to hold the highest office in the land.
"You want the criminals to live in fear, then put somebody in who's going to scare them. Not someone who they're going to mock and laugh and say, 'Don't forget your Geritol!"' said Sharkey, 43, of Point Pleasant, who is also a professional wrestler.
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As for his personal beliefs, Sharkey said he won't force them upon anyone. Quite the contrary Sharkey intends to crack down on any form of religious discrimination.
"As president, that's an impaleable offense. You're getting impaled if you discriminate against someone's religion," he said.
