Did you know...

[PhilaYank36]

...that the hounds have been released?

 

[Matt Foley]

...What rolls down stairs alone or in pairs rolls over your neighbor's dog? What's great for a snack and fits on your back?

Its log, log, log. Its looog, looog, its big its heavy its wood, its looog, looog, its better than bad its good.

 

[chazp]

...Stacy's Mom has got it goin on?

Yes I know she's got it going on, I've banged her several times. Now if I could just talk her and Stacy into a three-way...(slappy, you must have covered the Pleasant Grove playoff series, they played that song several times.)

 

[slappy4428]

...this is what it sounds like when doves cry?

 

[dooley_womack1]

...that you need to stop attacking me. Stay on topic please. And happy Arbor Day.

 

[PhilaYank36]

...that I'm your life. I'm the one who took you there. You know it's sad but true.

 

[slappy4428]

...that you need to stop attacking me. Stay on topic please. And happy Arbor Day.

...this might be the best post on here?

 

[Bucknutty]

...that the little red-headed girl really does like you, Charlie Brown?

 

[John]

... did you know that Shakespeare died of syphilis? [/thesurething]

 

[joe]

...if you mixed equal parts of gasoline and frozen orange juice concentrate you can make napalm?

Works better with dish washing liquid.

 

[Write-brained]

... Bruce Willis in the Sixth Sense is a ghost.

 

[PhilaYank36]

... that I am an escaped mental patient who's face and skin have been horribly disfigured by accidentally falling in a vat of acid?

 

[Oz]

... Red Sox fans really can't stand Roger Clemens?

 

[PhilaYank36]

...that Yankees fans are tickled with glee now, but will boo the **** out of him if he loses against the Sox?

 

[doubledown68]

.. I've had the windows open in my apartment for five straight days now. Viva la Spring!

 

[slappy4428]

.. I've had the doors and windows closed in my house for five straight days now. Running AC in early May sucks!

 

[PhilaYank36]

... I just wrenched my right knee on Tuesday, setting up surgery #5 in the last six years. Go human fraility!

 

[slappy4428]

...paying bills online sucks just like writing out the check -- only three days faster

 

[User 1019]

... who beat, Moddy?

 

[Bucknutty]

Being dedicated to your career at age 23 can lose you your girl?