Did we travel back to 1990 and I missed it?

[BYH]

Andrew Dice Clay is on the Carson Daly show. There cannot be any reason for anyone in 2008 to have Dice as a guest, so I'm just gonna assume time travel was just invented.

Yes, I have the Carson Daly show on. My manhood is in the mail.

 

[DanOregon]

Funny, I'm wearing my Zubaz pants right now.

 

[dixiehack]

My manhood is in the mail.

Did you use a 25 cent stamp?

 

[Chi City 81]

Andrew Dice Clay is on the Carson Daly show. There cannot be any reason for anyone in 2008 to have Dice as a guest, so I'm just gonna assume time travel was just invented.

Yes, I have the Carson Daly show on. My manhood is in the mail.

Yeah, I got a story. Wanna hear about it? No? Now I'm gonna ****in' talk about it for an hour-and-a-half.

 

[HejiraHenry]

Hickory dickory dock ...

 

[Tom Petty]

gnr is the musical guest?

 

[John]

If we go back, I'm taking state.

 

[BYH]

Hickory dickory dock ...

I'll admit, that stuff cracked me up when I was 17. I'll never forget my mother's abject horror when I put that in the tape deck (kids in the audience: "what's a tape deck?") during a ride to the mall one day. "THAT'S DISGUSTING!" she yelled as she hit the eject button.

But now he's the guy who stuck around the party 15 years too long.

 

[Mystery_Meat]

**** it, I'll take 1990. Parker Lewis and a clean Mariah? There we go.

 

[pallister]

Please, you expect us to believe you were upset that the world may have reverted back to 1990? That would be a wet dream for you.

 

[Rumpleforeskin]

At least the Reds were good then ;D

 

[Petrie]

1990...wasn't that like Zack Morris' sophomore year?

 

[BYH]

Please, you expect us to believe you were upset that the world may have reverted back to 1990? That would be a wet dream for you.

You got me.

There's nothing I'd rather do than relive the day I discovered a tape called Cowboys From Hell.

 

[Tom Petty]

Please, you expect us to believe you were upset that the world may have reverted back to 1990? That would be a wet dream for you.

You got me.

There's nothing I'd rather do than relive the day I discovered a tape called Cowboys From Hell.

they rode for eight seconds and then heard the bell?

 

[forever_town]

It can't be 1990. I'd still be in high school!

 

[ArnoldBabar]

I'm thinking BYH is probably getting laid these days about as much as he did in 1990. Which is to say pretty much never.

 

[The Big Ragu]

I'm thinking BYH is probably getting laid these days about as much as he did in 1990. Which is to say pretty much never.

So it's safe to say that you've been traveling around inside his underwear for the last 18 years?

 

[ArnoldBabar]

I'm thinking BYH is probably getting laid these days about as much as he did in 1990. Which is to say pretty much never.

So it's safe to say that you've been traveling around inside his underwear for the last 18 years?

What did I ever do to you?

 

[friend of a friend]

I'm disappointed that a thread about Dice Clay has come to this.

Wait, crap.

 

[Oz]

Andrew Dice Clay is on the Carson Daly show. There cannot be any reason for anyone in 2008 to have Dice as a guest, so I'm just gonna assume time travel was just invented.

Yes, I have the Carson Daly show on. My manhood is in the mail.

He was also on Chelsea Handler's show last week, basically hitting on her and trying to be funny. It was pretty pathetic.