Darwin Awards, Part 2 for 2nd Amendment

[heyabbott]

Toddler Finds Father's Loaded Gun in Car, Shoots Pregnant Mother

The only way to stop a bad toddler with a gun is with a good fetus with one.
Does the NRA offer PreNatal firearms training?

 

[poindexter]

I'll give you my gun when you pry it from my cold, dead mom.

 

[poindexter]

How many copycat three-year olds are there out there?

 

[poindexter]

I call on Congress today to act immediately to appropriate whatever is necessary to put armed officers in every single strip mall in this nation.

 

[Oggiedoggie]

This isn’t really Darwin Award worthy because the mom is still alive.

Dang. Now I sound a bit like Poindexter calling out a faulty Poin thread.

 

[User 149557]

Another shining beacon of a story from my wife's hometown.

 

[TyWebb]

This isn't surprising. Mom's uterus was a gun-free zone.

 

[Slacker]

Toddler Finds Father's Loaded Gun in Car, Shoots Pregnant Mother

Another employee, Paloma Prieto, told NBC 5 Brazien rushed outside and was "balling his eyes out" as he wrapped his jacket around Thomas' waist to try and stop the bleeding until paramedics arrived.

Dude, this is certainly not the time nor place for that.

 

[Buck]

Fetuses nationwide should walk out of their mother's uteruses in protest and draw attention to this issue.

 

[qtlaw]

Thoughts and prayers....

 

[typefitter]

Another employee, Paloma Prieto, told NBC 5 Brazien rushed outside and was "balling his eyes out" as he wrapped his jacket around Thomas' waist to try and stop the bleeding until paramedics arrived.

Dude, this is certainly not the time nor place for that.

That sentence has that little number and "try and." I'm against capital punishment but might make an exception for the writer.

 

[DanOregon]

2 Oregon men die from exposure in a forest after they went out to look for Sasquatch

 

[swingline]

I'll give you my gun when you pry it from my cold, dead mom.

Thats the newsroom gallows humor I come here for.

 

[SixToe]

2 Oregon men die from exposure in a forest after they went out to look for Sasquatch

More like these who can be removed from the gene pool, please.

 

[Slacker]

2 Oregon men die from exposure in a forest after they went out to look for Sasquatch

"Phone calls to family and authorities asking if alcohol
was involved had not been returned as of Sunday night."

 

[Inky_Wretch]

2 Oregon men die from exposure in a forest after they went out to look for Sasquatch

Or Bigfoot got ‘em!