Da dum....da dum.....

[BitterYoungMatador2]

One month into vacation season on the East Coast and we've now had eight shark attacks, the most recent happening this afternoon. Mix in the sharks that have been seen off of the Jersey shore this summer and you couldn't pay me to go in the water this year.

67-year-old man bitten by shark on Ocracoke Island, officials say | www.wsoctv.com

 

[swingline]

We're gonna need a bigger boat.

 

[Songbird]

Just need a few more Jets.

 

[YankeeFan]

Summer of the Shark!

Unless Gary Condit kills an intern, this will be a big story.

 

[LongTimeListener]

We're gonna need a bigger boat.

Just the opposite. The Fed is flooding the money supply, allowing for the purchase of too many big boats and forcing the sharks toward shore.

Tighten up the money supply and the sharks will be out there with the big fish and won't prey on the little people.

 

[Riptide]

In other news: Watch out for the monster grouper ...

 

[Vombatus]

Just the opposite. The Fed is flooding the money supply, allowing for the purchase of too many big boats and forcing the sharks toward shore.

Tighten up the money supply and the sharks will be out there with the big fish and won't prey on the little people.

Ragu? Ragu? Is that you?

Too short; didn't read.

 

[qtlaw24]

I'm snorkling on the North Shore of Oahu and yeah I had a few thoughts.

 

[User 1019]

A friend of mine who flies for Volusia County took a photo last week with about 15 sharks in it -- all within 200 yards of the beach.