spinning27
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Not as good overall as the first two, but still pretty funny
"You're a sample abuser."
"So mourners exercise? I'm going to remember that next time I lose a close member of my family."
"Little orphan Funkhouser."
"You have to be very vigilant when you're eating ice cream."
"I'm a great rectifier. That's what I do. I break down, I rectify. You don't need to tell me how to apologize to people. I've been apologizing to people since I was six years old, on a daily basis. I think I know what I'm doing."
"They call me daddy. I really love being called daddy. I don't particularly like children; that's why I don't have any. But I like being called daddy."
"See this hand? That's where she just had some lunch."
"You're a sample abuser."
"So mourners exercise? I'm going to remember that next time I lose a close member of my family."
"Little orphan Funkhouser."
"You have to be very vigilant when you're eating ice cream."
"I'm a great rectifier. That's what I do. I break down, I rectify. You don't need to tell me how to apologize to people. I've been apologizing to people since I was six years old, on a daily basis. I think I know what I'm doing."
"They call me daddy. I really love being called daddy. I don't particularly like children; that's why I don't have any. But I like being called daddy."
"See this hand? That's where she just had some lunch."