Cruise/Holmes baby = FRAUD!

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Child probably does not exist:


http://www.defamer.com/hollywood/tom-cruise/suriwatch-the-paper-trail-186205.php
 
I think they're just trying to drive up the price for the baby photos past what was paid for the Jolie-Pitt baby photos...
 
I think Cruise is a freak and that the relationship with Holmes is a farce, but inventing a fake baby would be taking things to a new low...

I would love it if it were true and the baby were fake. That would be one of the greatest stories ever...
 
Plus, it would mean that it stillm ight be possible to wash the taint off Katie Holmes...
 
zeke12 said:
Plus, it would mean that it stillm ight be possible to wash the taint off Katie Holmes...

um, sorry there, bucko. but if the baby is a farce, katie is forever stained by this lunatic. :o :o :o
 
YOU TAKE THAT BACK!

OK, you're probably right.

But I can still love the pre-Tom Katie, no?
 
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Defamer just kills Cruise practically every day. I love how they talk about the fake baby and Katie, the war bride.
 
Does anybody know if he ever legally changed his name to Tom Cruise. He was born Thomas Cruise Mapother IV, but I noticed on birth certificate it's just Thomas Cruise.
 
Supposedly Tom legally changed his name from Mapother to Cruise a few years ago, but Katie's full name is Katherine, not Kate (according to what I've read). Kate is what Tom calls her.

I am so creeped out by them/this situation that I just got the chills when I was typing this.
 
Heard on Conan O'Brien last nite, with guest Darrell Hammond doing his best Chris Matthews:
"So I'm having breakfast with him, and he's reading the paper, getting increasingly upset with everything he reads. He's just blurting out stuff, just being himself, and I'm trying to enjoy breakfast. Finally, he just yells 'Tom Cruise is getting braces.' I said 'What?' 'Tom Cruise is getting braces. Finally, something will be straight with him.'"

Audience howls. Conan passes gas he's laughing so hard.

COB: "That's A material."
DH: "Yeah, he's a funny guy. I was a little taken aback, and said so. So Chris goes, 'You're right. I'm sorry. Tom Cruise isn't gay. When I slept with him, he cried the whole night.'"

Queue the Masturbating Bear. (okay, taking a little liberty with the MB's appearance)
 
I would love to know the whole story behind their relationship. Of course, Katie Holmes probably signed an airtight contract, so if she ever says anything remotely interesting, a SWAT team of lawyers would jump on her. And Cruise is such an image obessed control freak, he makes the Bush White House handlers look like a bunch of country bumpkins.
 
Oh man, imagine if this was true...

It'd be the biggest Hollywood scandal ever...

I don't think it's true, but imagine how great it would be if it were...
 
http://www.defamer.com/hollywood/tom-cruise/suriwatch-readers-analyze-the-birth-certificate-update-186594.php

EVEN MORE funny business with the birth certificate?!
 
AND EVEN MORE :
UPDATE: St. John's Hospital still has not called back, but we may have figured out what is going on here. It seems as if the nurses entered the license number of the doctors who delivered the children. Doctors are registered with the Medical Board, not the Nursing Board. Reps from two other hospitals -- UCLA and St. Joseph's -- told TMZ the box for "License Number" should have the nurse's license, not the doctor's.

A rep from L.A. County Vital Records, the agency where birth certificates are filed, confirmed to TMZ that the "License Number" should be the nurse's, not the doctor's.

The same nurse who signed the birth certificate for Tom Cruise's daughter Suri also signed the birth certificate for Brooke Shields' daughter Grier, but there's an interesting discrepancy.

Both babies were born on April 18 at St. John's Hospital in Santa Monica. Anne Heffernan is the registered nurse who signed both birth certificates. As TMZ reported Monday, Heffernan, who never saw Suri, signed her birth certificate. A hospital rep says Heffernan is authorized to sign when a doctor is not available.

On the Suri Cruise certificate, Heffernan's license number is G48079. On the Grier Henchy certificate, Heffernan's license number is different -- G068399. TMZ checked with the California Board of Registered Nursing and we were told Heffernan's license number didn't match either of the birth certificates. A Board rep told TMZ Hefferman's license number is 317058.

And it gets more interesting. The Board of Registered Nursing told TMZ the license number on Grier's certificate comes back to a Dorothy Rork. The license number on Suri's birth certificate is a mystery. There is no name attached to that license number.

By the way, unlike Suri's birth certificate, Brooke Shields signed the one for her daughter. Someone listed as "Friend" signed the certificate for Suri.

Also, the hospital's policy is to file birth certificates with L.A. County within 10 days of birth. In the case of Suri, it took 20 days to file, in part because the "friend" didn't sign for 16 days. In Grier's case, Brooke herself signed two days after her birth and the certificate was filed nine days after the baby was born.

TMZ placed multiple calls to St. John's. So far, no comment.
 
Dyno said:
I am so creeped out by them/this situation that I just got the chills when I was typing this.

Hell yes! I heard someone say on the radio when the two first got together that it was a public kidnapping. The only things that are/were stranger are stories about Jean Benet, the Fundamentalist Latter Day Saints leader that's on the FBI's Top 10 most wanted list and crop circles.

Oh, and I, too, also love the old Katie Holmes (see "The Gift" ... ;))
 
Can anyone post the pics of Katie in varying states of pregnancy?

She'd be photographed as big as a whale one day, and then no bigger than normal another.

Whole thing redefines creepy.
 
This story is quickly shooting up the list of greatest stories ever.
 
shockey said:
zeke12 said:
YOU TAKE THAT BACK!

OK, you're probably right.

But I can still love the pre-Tom Katie, no?

absolutely. i love that katie, too. 8) 8) 8)

"Oh, the things I would eat out of her ass. You have no idea."

EDIT: Good call. Thanks, shockey.
 

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