Cowboys reporter out here spiking footballs of her own.

[BitterYoungMatador2]

Not sure I buy an ounce of this story but here it is.

 

[OscarMadison]

She'll grow out of it. Wondering how many people would wear that to cover a Cowboys game.

 

[BYH 2: Electric Boogaloo]

She'll grow out of it. Wondering how many people would wear that to cover a Cowboys game.

Or wear that to cover an execution. #OldFashionedCrossThreading

 

[BYH 2: Electric Boogaloo]

Not sure I buy an ounce of this story but here it is.

Also, the Just One Of The Guys remake sounds great.

 

[maumann]

1. It's who, not that.

2. High school guidance counselors make more money.

3. If that was your motivation, it worked.

 

[BitterYoungMatador2]

I did stupid **** at 25 too. My issue is that five minutes on Google shows she went to Michigan State straight out of high school. So, she was smart enough and had good enough academics to get in there. What guidance counselor is seriously telling someone accepted to college this? I smell big time bull****, or at least some embellishment.

 

[rtse11]

Maybe the guidance counselor said, "If you don't stop getting high and giving BJs under the bleachers, you'll never make anything of yourself."
And all she heard was the last part ... right before she bumped her head on the underside of the counselor's desk.

 

[SixToe]

Childish, like standing in a cornfield road with baseballs and bats proclaiming you made it.

Just shut up and do your jobs without the "look at meeeee!" bull****.

 

[Sly]

High school guidance counselors are some of the most useless people on the planet. I don't doubt the story for a minute.

 

[BYH 2: Electric Boogaloo]

High school guidance counselors are some of the most useless people on the planet. I don't doubt the story for a minute.

I think it's probably a little of column A and a little of column B. Little doubt she was bright and had a pretty clear path to a big-time school. But it's also very easy to see a 70-something curmudgeon telling a girl she has no chance to be a sports reporter.

 

[Mr. X]

Childish, like standing in a cornfield road with baseballs and bats proclaiming you made it.

My recollection is that someone did that. Please let me know who and what prompted that.

 

[User 150927]

Cringy. She might grow out of it.

 

[wicked]

Her handle is "brittbrat." Apparently that's her "brand." It sounds like a bratty thing to say.

 

[wicked]

My issue is that five minutes on Google shows she went to Michigan State straight out of high school. So, she was smart enough and had good enough academics to get in there.

Sparty High's stands are not ... the highest.

 

[CD Boogie]

6

 

[maumann]

6

It appears she missed the extra point.

 

[SixToe]

Hey Mr. Mean Ol' Counselor! My boots and I made it!

 

[BitterYoungMatador2]

Sparty High's stands are not ... the highest.

It’s still not like she graduated last in her class and had to slug it out at a community college.

 

[playthrough]

I think it's probably a little of column A and a little of column B. Little doubt she was bright and had a pretty clear path to a big-time school. But it's also very easy to see a 70-something curmudgeon telling a girl she has no chance to be a sports reporter.

I can see that too. But the social-media dunking represents a lack of class that I'm finding too frequent from that generation. Now if you don't mind I'm going back to my lawn and later taking the Gran Torino for a spin.

 

[BYH 2: Electric Boogaloo]

It’s still not like she graduated last in her class and had to slug it out at a community college.

There's nothing wrong with people like that so shut your piehole! #NotQuiteMe #ButCloseEnough