I keep wondering if the house you choose reveals your age or whatever. Definitely would go with the house that offers the most entertainment possibilities with the least amount of drama.
On another topic - seems odd to me that if you are someone who thinks God will protect you from the virus, so you can go to church and hang out with others - I'm guessing you would have no reason to bother owning a handgun? Haven't seen a meme on it - but it's an interesting point.