CONCLUSION: Alone on T-Day...

[Tom Petty]

Re: Alone on T-Day...

Wow! Ummmm, this thread as taken rather.... interesting... turn!

doing rails from the crack of women's asses? what the **** did you expect, colton? ;)

 

[Colton]

Re: Alone on T-Day...

Tom: I didn't say it was a wrong turn! Gives new meaning to the term, "crack investigator."

 

[Songbird]

Re: Alone on T-Day...

Wow! Ummmm, this thread as taken rather.... interesting... turn!

doing rails from the crack of women's asses?

Makes me wanna drive around this hellhole Jersey cesspool seeking trouble tonight ...

 

[writing irish]

Re: Alone on T-Day...

Well I pulled on trouble's braids
and I hid in the briars
out by the quick mud
stayin' away from the main roads
passin' out wolf tickets
downwind from the blood hounds
and I pulled on trouble's braids

and I lay by a cypress
as quiet as a stone
'til the bleeding stopped
I blew the weather vane
off some old road house
I build a fire in the
skeleton back seat of an old Tucker
and I pulled on trouble's braids

I spanked cold red mud
where the hornet stung deep
and I tossed in the ditch
in a restless sleep
and I pulled on trouble's braids

I hung my rain-soaked jacket
on some old barbed wire
poured cold rusty water
on a miserable fire
I pulled on trouble's braids

the creek was swollen by daybreak
and I could just barely see
and I floated downstream
on an old dead tree
and I pulled on trouble's braids
I pulled on trouble's braids
I pulled on trouble's braids

 

[Write-brained]

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Except it's Patty Smyth, not Smith. :D
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jesus christ. grow a set of balls, talk to this girl and get this childish uncomfortable situation behind you. she probably just doesn't know what to say, either. but because you're too big of a sissy (note how i didn't use the word *****), you'll let what could be a good person escape your life instead of communicating with her.

I agree with Tom. Preferably, do this while inebriated. Drink vodka so she won't catch the whiff.

really, fight the little voice that vodka creates.

Dammit, where was I when this thread became interesting? This line has had me laughing for the last 10 minutes.

 

[Tom Petty]

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Agreed that the situation needs to be engaged directly, but if someone won't even say "hello," that seems like a bad sign. I suppose it could just be awkwardness, but damn.

I guess I shouldn't speculate since I can't imagine being good friends with someone and then having a "light makeout session" send everything tumbling downward into oblivion. If I went out with one of my platonic friends, we got wasted on Old Crow and I ended up sniffing lines of coke out of her ass crack before going down on her from behind while she sang Patti Smith songs in Norwegian, I might feel a little strange about it all, but I'd definitely say "hello" next time I saw her.

This may be one of the better posts here recently.

Except it's Patty Smyth, not Smith. :D

jesus christ. grow a set of balls, talk to this girl and get this childish uncomfortable situation behind you. she probably just doesn't know what to say, either. but because you're too big of a sissy (note how i didn't use the word *****), you'll let what could be a good person escape your life instead of communicating with her.

I agree with Tom. Preferably, do this while inebriated. Drink vodka so she won't catch the whiff.

really, fight the little voice that vodka creates.

Dammit, where was I when this thread became interesting? This line has had me laughing for the last 10 minutes.

lines always made me just want to talk a lot, not laugh. :D

 

[Yawn]

Re: Alone on T-Day...

Being single, what little family I have is headed to my bro inlaw's relatives and nothing to do until I head to the office at 6.

Suggestions? (OK, insert wise-ass comments here!) Sleep the day away? Nuke some sliced turkey breast from Wally-World, mix in some instand mashed spuds and throw a jar of gravy on it and watch football?

In all seriousness, I'm contemplating going to a local soup kitchen and asking if I can help serve people their dinners.

I figure, doing something for those less fortunate might be the best thing I can do.

Anyone ever done this?

Thanks, folks.

Hope you and yours have a wonderful holiday.

The one Christmas I was alone, it made that holiday to go help others. Good move.

 

[mike311gd]

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Except it's Patty Smyth, not Smith. :D

jesus christ. grow a set of balls, talk to this girl and get this childish uncomfortable situation behind you. she probably just doesn't know what to say, either. but because you're too big of a sissy (note how i didn't use the word *****), you'll let what could be a good person escape your life instead of communicating with her.

I agree with Tom. Preferably, do this while inebriated. Drink vodka so she won't catch the whiff.

really, fight the little voice that vodka creates.

Dammit, where was I when this thread became interesting? This line has had me laughing for the last 10 minutes.
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Tell me about it. For the last two hours, I was on the phone, consoling my nympho friend, who just broke up with her boyfriend. Damn it, how I wanted in on the cocaine and anal sex tonight.

 

[Yawn]

Re: Alone on T-Day...

I think I would have been marching over to that nymphette's house if I were you.

 

[mike311gd]

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I think I would have been marching over to that nymphette's house if I were you.

A four-hour march by car certainly was not in the cards. Besides, she's like my sister -- despite her mother's wishes.

 

[Tom Petty]

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I think I would have been marching over to that nymphette's house if I were you.

A four-hour march by car certainly was not in the cards. Besides, she's like my sister -- despite her mother's wishes.

if she's hot AND her mom's hot, well maybe you should reassess.

 

[mike311gd]

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I don't find her all that attractive -- but, like I said, she's like a sister to me -- and her mother's not, either.

 

[Tom Petty]

Re: Alone on T-Day...

I don't find her all that attractive -- but, like I said, she's like a sister to me -- and her mother's not, either.

damn, i hate it when we arrive on a tangless major holiday for any of my brethren. here's hoping you find a stray by dinner time.

 

[mike311gd]

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I don't find her all that attractive -- but, like I said, she's like a sister to me -- and her mother's not, either.

damn, i hate it when we arrive on a tangless major holiday for any of my brethren. here's hoping you find a stray by dinner time.

I'll be meeting someone at an undisclosed location at 10 a.m. I even cleaned out my car for her, so it better turn into something. ...

 

[Tom Petty]

Re: Alone on T-Day...

I don't find her all that attractive -- but, like I said, she's like a sister to me -- and her mother's not, either.

damn, i hate it when we arrive on a tangless major holiday for any of my brethren. here's hoping you find a stray by dinner time.

I'll be meeting someone at an undisclosed location at 10 a.m. I even cleaned out my car for her, so it better turn into something. ...

remember mike, vodka, not bourbon.

 

[mike311gd]

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I don't find her all that attractive -- but, like I said, she's like a sister to me -- and her mother's not, either.

damn, i hate it when we arrive on a tangless major holiday for any of my brethren. here's hoping you find a stray by dinner time.

I'll be meeting someone at an undisclosed location at 10 a.m. I even cleaned out my car for her, so it better turn into something. ...

remember mike, vodka, not bourbon.

It's Captain Morgan's for this one. A bottle of Jack will get her father and brother out of the room faster than the squirrel's in Write-brain's walls.

 

[slappy4428]

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BE thankful you aren't in the annual SportsJournalists.com Thanksgiving pagent, directed by Doc and spup...

 

[Chi City 81]

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BE thankful you aren't in the annual SportsJournalists.com Thanksgiving pagent, directed by Doc and spup...

I am NOT Peter MacNicol, thankfully. Although, spup does wish she were as tall as Christine Baranski.

 

[writing irish]

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Well, I bought a pint of Wild Turkey and gave it to a homeless guy. It was kind of anti-climactic. He just said "Thanks" and went on his way, cool as Miles Davis. It was as if I had given him a paper book of matches with two matches left. Oh well, I did it for the poetic nature of the act, not in hopes of receiving effusive gratitude. And there was a certain poetry in the way dude just accepted a free pint o' booze like it was no big deal.

 

[Songbird]

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Nice job there, WI. Now, I'll take a bottle of Balvenie 15-year-old single malt scotch.