Cheetah pissed. Cheetah kill.

[Fenian_Bastard]

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2007/02/22/AR2007022201007.html

This cannot be good.

 

[Armchair_QB]

 

[outofplace]

Next thing you know, they will be hiding razor blades in the poop before they fling it.

 

[spnited]

Next thing you know, Bush will want to invade Senegal because the chimps have weapons of mass destruction.

 

[Ellis Redding]

Next thing you know, Bush will want to invade Senegal because the chimps have weapons of mass destruction.

Does Senegal have any natural resources for us to exploit?

 

[bigpern23]

Every post on this thread has cracked me up. I'm just pissed AQB beat me to the Planet of the Apes reference. It was the first thing that jumped into my head.

 

[Del_B_Vista]

Tony Kornheiser did a long radio bit about chimps Molly and Ollie, the ones in California who got out of their cages and attack and old couple visting their former pets at a sanctuary. Ollie ate off a good bit of the old dude's nose, some fingers and his naughty bits before he was killed. TK went nuts because the people were there feeding cake to their old pets for a birthday party.

 

[Fenian_Bastard]

Tony Kornheiser did a long radio bit about chimps Molly and Ollie, the ones in California who got out of their cages and attack and old couple visting their former pets at a sanctuary. Ollie ate off a good bit of the old dude's nose, some fingers and his naughty bits before he was killed. TK went nuts because the people were there feeding cake to their old pets for a birthday party.

Old people mauled by animals.
That Tony, what a card.

 

[busuncle]

Tony Kornheiser did a long radio bit about chimps Molly and Ollie, the ones in California who got out of their cages and attack and old couple visting their former pets at a sanctuary. Ollie ate off a good bit of the old dude's nose, some fingers and his naughty bits before he was killed. TK went nuts because the people were there feeding cake to their old pets for a birthday party.

I didn't hear the TK bit, but it was actually a tremendously sad story.

It was this nice, old retired couple and the poor man was literally mauled to within an inch of his life.

 

[Big Buckin' agate_monkey]

Get your hands off me you damn dirty ape! /troy mcclure

 

[joe]

Somewhere (if you believe that sort of thing) Stanley Kubrick smiles.

 

[Fenian_Bastard]

Next thing you know, Bush will want to invade Senegal because the chimps have weapons of mass destruction.

Must...resist...easy..chimp...joke...

 

[Killick]

Ha, Fen! Was thinking this was a Bush thread even before opening it.

 

[alleyallen]

Ha, Fen! Was thinking this was a Bush thread even before opening it.

Hey, he started this thread.

Even Fen isn't that clueless.

 

[alleyallen]

Get your hands off me you damn dirty ape! /troy mcclure

One of the best song lyrics ever written...

"I hate every ape I see,
from chimpan A
to chimpan Z
no you'll never make a monkey out of me..."

 

[Killick]

 

[Fenian_Bastard]

Ha, Fen! Was thinking this was a Bush thread even before opening it.

Hey, he started this thread.

Even Fen isn't that clueless.

Never assume, lad.