Cheer me up, please?

[imjustagirl]

It's been a really up-and-down week, finalized today by a pretty big downer. So I could REALLY use some posts that will make me feel better. I tried the "good stuff" thread, and it was nice...but I really need to laugh/feel better right now.

If you want to be an asshole to me, do it on one of the other threads or in PMs, please. I'm begging.


I need you guys like I've never needed you before.

 

[BYH]

Ah.

 

[HC]

You are one of my favourite people on this board. Truly.

 

[Lieslntx]

I don't have any funny jokes or anything, but know that I am here for you, just like you have been for me. You can contact me anytime, girlfriend!

Hang in there. You know I'm sending you love from Texas.

 

[OTD]

It could be worse. You could be a CNBC star who was just scheduled to go on The Daily Show!

Hope things get better for you soon. Hang in there.

 

[Trey Beamon]

I'd send you a topless photo but I doubt that would help.

 

[Frank_Ridgeway]

If you want to be an asshole

You believe we have a choice?

 

[Ryan Howard]

Have you been on my private jet?

 

[imjustagirl]

If you want to be an asshole

You believe we have a choice?

I said "to me" which I thought would at least let others be assholes elsewhere.

 

[HC]

Q: How do you get 100 partying Canadians out of your swimming pool?
















A: Say "Please get out of the pool".

 

[JakeandElwood]

IJAG,

I don't have any funny jokes for you, but the unsolicited kindness you showed me earlier this year truly showed that you are a good person. Whatever it is you have going on, know that you'll overcome it and probably come out better for it.

JakeandElwood

 

[imjustagirl]

That actually made me laugh out loud, HC. Thank you. :-* :-*

 

[Johnny Dangerously]

 

[2muchcoffeeman]

 

[HC]

That actually made me laugh out loud, HC. Thank you. :-* :-*

I am sending you Timbits and a Double Double if I can figure out how to scan them.

 

[imjustagirl]

I don't do coffee.

Make it Timbits and a picture of Elliotte when he was single, and that will do just fine.




Maybe a deckul.

 

[Big Buckin' agate_monkey]

It could be worse. I'm sitting across from a guy that is believed to have staph and has oozing open sores on his face.

 

[imjustagirl]

It could be worse. I'm sitting across from a guy that is believed to have staph and has oozing open sores on his face.

Tell Lucas I said hi.

 

[OTD]

It could be worse. I'm sitting across from a guy that is believed to have staph and has oozing open sores on his face.

I don't think that'll cheer up ijag, that'll just gross out the rest of us. And I think I used to work with that guy.

 

[2muchcoffeeman]

I don't do coffee.

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