Case 1,223,393 of Where The F*** Were These Women When I Was In HS

[Simon_Cowbell]

NSFW, or the front of the computer monitor.

http://www.celebridiot.com/2008/04/30/tiffany-shepherd-fired-for-a-bikini/

 

[mike311gd]

I might have done well in biology. Eh, who am I kidding?

 

[Ben_Hecht]

Eggscellent

 

[alleyallen]

NSFW, or the front of the computer monitor.

http://www.celebridiot.com/2008/04/30/tiffany-shepherd-fired-for-a-bikini/

Oh the teachers were there, Simon. It was just you!

 

[Simon_Cowbell]

NSFW, or the front of the computer monitor.

http://www.celebridiot.com/2008/04/30/tiffany-shepherd-fired-for-a-bikini/

Oh the teachers were there, Simon. It was just you!

It WAS me, no doubt.

But I can unequivocally assert that they were NOT there.

Not mutually exclusive.

 

[alleyallen]

NSFW, or the front of the computer monitor.

http://www.celebridiot.com/2008/04/30/tiffany-shepherd-fired-for-a-bikini/

Oh the teachers were there, Simon. It was just you!

It WAS me, no doubt.

But I can unequivocally assert that they were NOT there.

Not mutually exclusive.

In my high school years, there were only two or three teachers worthy of any attention like that. One was from Buffalo and had one of the most hideous accents I've ever heard. The next was a chemistry teacher, head of the drill team and a former Derrick Doll (the Houston Oilers cheerleaders). The third was my history teacher and actually pretty cute. Her last name? Nail.

BWUHAHAHAHA!

 

[silvershadow1981]

I never had any hot teachers at any level of schooling. I feel so deprived.

 

[Armchair_QB]

Yep, I looked at the Smokin' em Charters website. They actually offer regular fishing outings too.

 

[Mid Card Heel]

But how many of us ended up going to college with smoking hot chicks who were looking to become teachers? I want to know where they ended up.

 

[Chi City 81]

But how many of us ended up going to college with smoking hot chicks who were looking to become teachers? I want to know where they ended up.

Eastern Illinois U.

 

[rube]

Apparently we all should've went to high school in Florida ... good lord, beats the hell out of my stoner bio teacher whose hands shook when he tried to dissect a frog.

 

[bostonbred]

Apparently we all should've went to high school in Florida ... good lord, beats the hell out of my stoner bio teacher whose hands shook when he tried to dissect a frog.

Gotta love Port Saint Lucie...

 

[Moderator1]

Apparently we all should've went to high school in Florida ... good lord, beats the hell out of my stoner bio teacher whose hands shook when he tried to dissect a frog.
$5B/quote]

Should've went?

 

[novelist_wannabe]

I had a student teacher in my ninth-grade english class was simply stunning. 'Course, what did I know? I was 14. There was nothing remotely close to this hot.

 

[Gutter]

Yep, I looked at the Smokin' em Charters website. They actually offer regular fishing outings too.

Is that with Captain Stabbin?

 

[goalmouth]

My pal got an eyeful of his kid's fourth-grade teacher at a recent parents' night. "If my teacher looked like that, I never would have made it to fifth grade," he said.

 

[Tripp McNeely]

I actually had a hot science teacher in high school. She was around 26-28 and was the swim coach.
I still remember a few times I had missed class and she asked if I wanted to make up the work, I could meet her before school at the pool. I had assumed it was during her team's practice or some ****.
I never went, but one day I asked one of the swimmers about their practice and she said they've never practiced in the morning. The teacher usually arrived a couple hours early before school and swam in the pool for a while to relax before the day.

I still kick myself. But, knowing myself the way I do, I'm sure if I'd have shown up, I was getting a Xerox'd test, a scantron and a No. 2 pen.

 

[BigRed]

NSFW, or the front of the computer monitor.

http://www.celebridiot.com/2008/04/30/tiffany-shepherd-fired-for-a-bikini/

I brought my PENCIL! Give me something to write on!

 

[SoCalDude]

Had a math teacher in high school who was a gorgeous, big-titted blonde. She was was short, maybe 5-4, and wore short skirts.
At times we had to go up and write math problems on the board for the whole class. Every guy would write their problem at the very top of the chalkboard and make a mistake on purpose.
When she would correct the mistake, she had to reach way up there to do it and her skirt rose accordingly. And about 10 guys would drop their pencils on the floor and have to lean down to pick them up and try to catch a glimpse of what the skirt wasn't covering anymore.

 

[Chef]

I actually had a hot science teacher in high school. She was around 26-28 and was the swim coach.
I still remember a few times I had missed class and she asked if I wanted to make up the work, I could meet her before school at the pool. I had assumed it was during her team's practice or some ****.
I never went, but one day I asked one of the swimmers about their practice and she said they've never practiced in the morning. The teacher usually arrived a couple hours early before school and swam in the pool for a while to relax before the day.

Had a math teacher in high school who was a gorgeous, big-titted blonde. She was was short, maybe 5-4, and wore short skirts.
At times we had to go up and write math problems on the board for the whole class. Every guy would write their problem at the very top of the chalkboard and make a mistake on purpose.
When she would correct the mistake, she had to reach way up there to do it and her skirt rose accordingly. And about 10 guys would drop their pencils on the floor and have to lean down to pick them up and try to catch a glimpse of what the skirt wasn't covering anymore.

Dear Penthouse.........

nicely done, kids.