Carmen Electra

[Chef]

America's favorite spankmonkey has officially become irrelevant.

First, the hottie on Babewatch......then Playboy

now......married to Dave

now.......in Taco Bell commercials.

Carmen......RIP.

 

[BYH]

You forgot stilted host of VH-1 metal specials.

 

[Bubbler]

I aspire to someday be America's favorite spankmonkey.

 

[sportschick]

She and Dave are divorcing, or were a few months ago.

 

[farmerjerome]

Wasn't he cheating on her?

 

[bigpern23]

Wasn't he cheating on her?

He's a rockstar. What do you think?

 

[Football_Bat]

You forgot that quickie with Dennis Rodman.

 

[Clever username]

Don't forget Singled Out.

 

[Jays ChickenPoopFart]

 

[Double J]

I have a friend who says her cousin banged Carmen at the Playboy Mansion.

Considering the cousin is an NHL player who later married a Carmen type, I'd have to say the story has a distinct possibility of being true.

 

[Norman Stansfield]

Wasn't he cheating on her?

Yeah, with a guy...didn't he blow Marilyn Manson or something?

 

[BYH]

Don't forget Singled Out.

As awful as that was, it was still better than Lip Service...hosted by Jay Mohr.

 

[Football_Bat]

You know, I kind of like the Taco Bell commercial with Carmen. Guy's sitting in the living room bragging he used to date Carmen Electra, everyone else is saying what a liar, and suddenly there's Carmen on the back patio trying to open the sliding door.

Yo quiero Carmen.

 

[Twoback]

Dang. I missed the day where Carmen Electra was "relevant."

 

[slappy4428]

I aspire to someday be America's favorite spankmonkey.

TMI buddy. TMI...

 

[Lamar Mundane]

MIAMI (AP) - Carmen Electra was spotted getting out of a Hummer limo on New Year's Eve with Britney Spears and Paris Hilton in South Beach. None of the ***s were wearing underwear. Check Break.com for video lowlights.

Carry on. Nothing NEW to see there.

 

[hondo]

every one of you would still hit it.

 

[Evil ... Thy name is Orville Redenbacher!!]

every one of you would still hit it.

Anal-sexed by Dennis Rodman (according to a spot she did on Howard "God I want to puke" Stern) ... I'll pass.

If she had as many dicks sticking out of her as she's had stuck in her, she'd look like a porcupine.

 

[Ace]

every one of you would still hit it.

Anal-sexed by Dennis Rodman (according to a spot she did on Howard "God I want to puke" Stern) ... I'll pass.

If she had as many dicks sticking out of her as she's had stuck in her, she'd look like a porcupine.

Thanks for the image, Orville.

Yeah, I like my slutty MTV babes/Prince finds/calendar girls a little more wholesome and chaste.

 

[Evil ... Thy name is Orville Redenbacher!!]

Sorry, Couldn't help it.