CAPTION CONTEST! (Prince Charles edition)

[Killick]

 

[Trouser_Buddah]

"Madonna... in uniform....?... Hmmmmmmmmmm..."

 

[writing irish]

"Cor, I'd quite like to cover those lovelies in treacle and let my John Thomas slide between them!"

 

[Double Down]

"Darling, in a few minutes, tell the fellow to your left that if he's willing to wear a dress by day and a strap-on 'this long' by night, I'll make him the next Queen of England."

 

[Del_B_Vista]

The Prince Charles, Prince of Wales, of England, holds his hands up after penning a metal on a soldier in a ceremony at Morriss Air Force Base in Kensington-on-Kent, Wales, England, Great Britain on Wednesday, July 11, 2007, as co-soldiers look on. (David Smith-Smythe-Smith, AP Photo)

 

[User 1019]

Prince Charles informs a soldier she just earned a 36-hour pass.

 

[Killick]

How would you like to visit Windsor Castle, my dear? Care to examine the Royal Family jewels?

 

[micropolitan guy]

"Yes, it's true dear, all rulers are 12 inches."

 

[Killick]

"So the chap who conducts the mammograms says 'Miss, I'll have to numb your breasts first'..."

 

[slappy4428]

Gut in! Chest out!... oh... I see.

 

[Guy_Incognito]

"Madonna... in uniform....?... Hmmmmmmmmmm..."

I was thinking Laura Palmer.

 

[TyWebb]

"Alert Tony Blair, I've found the WMDs."

 

[doubledown68]

You know, when the missus was your age, her funbags were thiiis big...