Bus Sex Queefer

[EStreetJoe]

You can't make this stuff up and I'm surprised I can't find it here (unless I didn't look closely enough)

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/sex-on-school-bus-687543

If the first paragraph doesn't raise your interest, then move on...

JANUARY 22--A female high school student who was having sex in the back of a Pennsylvania school bus allegedly struck another pupil in the testicles after the younger onlooker “began to laugh and chuckle” when she “expelled wind” during the lewd performance, according to police.

 

[Songbird]

Sex is lewd?

 

[Huggy]

A fartin' horse is a workin' horse.

 

[Vombatus]

Hell I've got to learn to read the OP links.

 

[Riptide]

As for the boy, he was not injured by the blow to his testicles.

This line could not be written by a male.

 

[DanOregon]

I thought this thread was about a band.

 

[Captain_Kirk]

I thought this thread was about a band.

Perfect for a Spinal Tap song

 

[EStreetJoe]

Sorry -- I had trouble thinking up a good subject line for this one and it was the best I could do.

 

[Captain_Kirk]

Nothing to be sorry about--that's a 1 percenter of a thread title

 

[3_Octave_Fart]

I was taking a leak last week at a urinal while a guy in the stall behind me was "expelling wind," much of it.
I laughed out loud during one of the musical arrangements.
Dude heard me and he laughed too.
I imagine this is the way Homo Erectus once communicated.

 

[Vombatus]

Peter and Michael agree.

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Ubm2zxK_RVk

 

[Starman]

Toot, toot, tootsie goodbye!

 

[schiezainc]

The best comment I saw said "Teen LaQueefer?"
Hard to beat that.

 

[93Devil]

The kid who was whacked in the ball was just jealous she wasn't giving him a turn.

Livestrong

 

[93Devil]

That was rude of the young man to laugh like that. How did he not know that he was not in the presence of royalty?

She must have looked hot in that John Cena tshirt.

 

[Starman]

Get on the bus, Gus -- you don't need to discuss much ...

Wahoo!!

 

[old_tony]

Get on the bus, Gus -- you don't need to discuss much ...

Wahoo!!

Ahem. It's Hop on the bus, Gus.

 

[nmmetsfan]

Sex is lewd?

If done right

 

[Big Circus]

I was taking a leak last week at a urinal while a guy in the stall behind me was "expelling wind," much of it.
I laughed out loud during one of the musical arrangements.
Dude heard me and he laughed too.
I imagine this is the way Homo Erectus once communicated.

I'll bet he didn't know he was dealing with a connoisseur!

 

[Bob Cook]

I keep singing this thread title to the tune of "Pac-Man Fever."