Bumper stickers

[JackReacher]

 

[Football_Bat]

Don't like my driving? Dial 1-800-EAT-****

 

[Football_Bat]

 

[Big Circus]

Gas, grass or ass...nobody rides for free!

 

[joe]

Best one I've seen in a long time:

CAUTION
Asian Driving

An Asian woman was driving the car.

 

[bigpern23]

I despise bumper stickers.

 

[JBHawkEye]

Saw a sticker on a Prius that had an SUV on the sticker with the words "Axles of Evil."

Not a bumper sticker, but once on my way to cover a NASCAR race a car went by with two Chevy window flags waving. The car was a Ford Taurus.

 

[BDC99]

I'll keep my religion, my guns, my liberty and my money. You can keep your change.

Or something to that effect. Seen that one a lot the past several years.

 

[Bradley Guire]

According to an old sports editor: Cowboy's ****ty RV at a Montana rodeo ... "Don't laugh, your daughter may be in here!"

 

[EStreetJoe]

Had to dig this thread out to report a bumper sticker I saw while in stop-and-go construction traffic on I-95 in Philadelphia and wasn't able to get a picture of it or the driver of the car:

IF YOU'RE GOING TO RIDE MY ASS
COULD YOU AT LEAST PULL MY HAIR

 

[playthrough]

Saw one yesterday on a Scion, had a picture of Trump with the caption "Does this ass make my car look big?"