Bumper stickers

[KJIM]

Don't see as many these days as I used to, but today's traffic yielded this gem:

Your proctologist called. He found your head.

 

[dooley_womack1]

Perhaps the toughest game show I have ever encountered. I bet ever Birdscribe would have a hard time.

 

[Brian]

I was behind an old Volvo station wagon a few weeks ago that still had a Walter Mondale-Geraldine Ferraro '84 bumper sticker on it. That's one tough sticker.

 

[spikechiquet]

I'm more of a "supporter" bumper sticker person over a "wacky" one.
My stickers are a Red Wings logo in the upper left corner of my back window, a Wigan Athletic sticker on the lower left side, a JohnnyCashRadio.com in the lower right and a local brewery in the upper right. My old college radio station is in the passenger window behind the driver's side and a "I support the local zoo" sticker on the other side.
I also had a Gary Johnson for President sticker, but I never stuck it to anything and it just sat in my dashboard.
I think political stickers on the backs of cars are kinda lame.
"Oh, you voted for that guy and are sticking with him regardless of win or loss. Yippie skippy."

 

[Bradley Guire]

"**** Happens" is a classic, and my personal motto.

 

[Riptide]

 

[ColdCat]

Living in the south I never had the guts to put this one on my car, but oh how I wanted to

 

[Buck]

'My child is a student at XYZ Middle School.'

From honor student to 'recognized achiever' to just goddamned enrolled - we keep lowering the bar in California, but we're still struggling to stay ahead of Arkansas.

 

[Johnny Dangerously]

Used to see this one a lot in the media parking lot before pressers at a former beat:

...or an American, I wanted to scribble on it with a Sharpie.

 

[Songbird]

I can't find it on Google but there was humorous Jewish response to Christian bumper stickers in the '70s "We Found It" which was "We Never Lost It" ...

 

[cranberry]

 

[Mizzougrad96]

Some old favorites:

Nice people swallow (back when Mean People Suck stickers were so popular)
Don't trust anything that bleeds for four consecutive days and lives.

 

[Dirk Legume]

I was about 9 or 10 when I saw one that, at the time, I thought was the height of hilarity, and I was very proud of myself for understanding it.

Jesus is coming...and boy is he pissed.

 

[Colton]

Saw this one, unbelievable as it might sound, the other day:

Hire the handicapped... they're fun to watch.

 

[Songbird]

Indeed:

Wait, Mickey's just a short person.

Larry David had the right idea:

 

[LongTimeListener]

True or false: The average car in Portland, Ore., has 3.3 bumper stickers.

 

[Starman]

For some reason a few months ago I got into a discussion about this, and for a couple days on my daily commmute I decided to count the numbers of cars with and without bumper stickers.

The percentage of cars with bumper stickers was down about 2-3 percent.

Now I did not include window stickers (including 'Pissing Calvin') in the total, so I suppose that would boost it a bit. But as far as old-fashioned "bumper stickers," it's way down in the single digits.

 

[amraeder]

Leaving work today I saw someone with a Settler's of Catan bumper sticker. It was awesome.

I'll add that I haven't lived anywhere that has more bumper sticker per capita than Madison, WI.

 

[Ronnie "Z-Man" Barzell]

True or false: The average car in Portland, Ore., has 3.3 bumper stickers.

The average car in Madison, WI has about five.

 

[spikechiquet]

Oh, yeah...and screw you people and your 13.1 or 23.2 stickers.
I don't know how far I can run...I've yet to been chased by a bear.