Blow me down...

[mike311gd]

Peparrrrrrrrroni and cheese.

 

[Big Buckin' agate_monkey]

Peparrrrrrrrroni and cheese.

Wow. That joke sucked worse than you usual.

 

[BYH]

Aaaaargh he's no man. 'tis a remorseless eating machine.

 

[Armchair_QB]

Aaaaargh he's no man. 'tis a remorseless eating machine.

Come for the Freak. Stay for the food.

 

[Big Buckin' agate_monkey]

Aaaaargh he's no man. 'tis a remorseless eating machine.

Come for the Freak. Stay for the food.

HE'S HIDEOUS!!

 

[Songbird]

Yar, that be handsome pete, he dances on the pier for nickels!

 

[Bubbler]

If you fools don't stop talking like Pirates, then I'm going into "Operation Shutdown".

 

[zeke12]

It looks like we'll be able to deliver our precious cargo on time.

Do you mean the hot pants?

Yar, the hot pants.

 

[Dickens Cider]

Laaard, ho!

 

[bigpern23]

Yar, I'm not attractive.

 

[dooley_womack1]

Shiver me timbers. I'll pay extra dubloons for that.

 

[mike311gd]

Peparrrrrrrrroni and cheese.

Wow. That joke sucked worse than you usual.

Don't blame me. Thank the good folks who design the Pizza Hut kids' cups.

 

[Big Buckin' agate_monkey]

Peparrrrrrrrroni and cheese.

Wow. That joke sucked worse than you usual.

Don't blame me. Thank the good folks who design the Pizza Hut kids' cups.

Don't blame me, I voted Kodos.

 

[CentralIllinoisan]

Isn't the Simpson's character a sea captain, not a pirate?

 

[Batman]

Isn't the Simpson's character a sea captain, not a pirate?

Yarr! The man from flyover country be right. We ought to keel-haul the lot of ya.

 

[Big Buckin' agate_monkey]

Isn't the Simpson's character a sea captain, not a pirate?

Shut up.

Edit: Yaarrrrrrrr, shut ye trap.

 

[Trey Beamon]

I bought an eyepatch at Target for the occasion. Really.

Yar har har and a bottle of Fresca!

 

[slappy4428]

I bought an eyepatch at Target for the occasion. Really.

Yar har har and a bottle of Fresca!

That's something I'd expect from mgdsob312

 

[Frylock]

I'm not sure if I'm proud of this, but I know both Capn Slappy (went to college with him) and Chumbucket (worked at same newspaper).