Blake Bortles

[dixiehack]

So after a complete disaster of a preseason, he rebounded to go 11-for-21 for 125 yards and a touchdown in week 1. Quite the remarkable turnaround I'd say.

 

[exmediahack]

Why should I care about Blake Bortles?

 

[Big Circus]

Still won't ever amount to anything with that name.

 

[QYFW]

No politics!

 

[Buck]

I can't pretend to care about this thread.

 

[User 149557]

Still won't ever amount to anything with that name.

Terrible pro athlete name, fantastic name to have in college just so you can refer to yourself as Blake Bottles.

 

[Dick Whitman]

I am not jealous of Blake Bortles, but I am certainly jealous of the successful members of the media who cover him.

 

[DanielSimpsonDay]

 

[LongTimeListener]

The media has been very desirous that a white quarterback do well.

 

[QYFW]

New follow. Thanks!

 

[Cosmo]

My buddy's 10-year-old son started calling him Blake Buttholes. I guffawed.

 

[dixiehack]

Terrible pro athlete name, fantastic name to have in college just so you can refer to yourself as Blake Bottles.

 

[QYFW]

I can't pretend to care about this thread.

It's your ****ing job!

 

[User 11148]

It's your ****ing job!

Who are you to tell him what his job is?

 

[poindexter]

The 'never heard of him' comment is just yet another slap at the Jags and @hondo.

 

[User 149557]

My buddy's 10-year-old son started calling him Blake Buttholes. I guffawed.

I'm 33 years old and still terrified some 10-16 year old is going to call me a nickname while crossing the street that hits waaaay too close to home.

Tweens are savage hunters who go for the kill with the most poisonous blowdarts.

A neighbor girl, about 10 or 11, rolled up to my wife and I doing some gardening out front earlier this summer and just stared at us and said with the lack of empathy of a serial killer: "Your flower bed isn't as nice as my parents'." and scootered away.

Damn, that's cold.

 

[TigerVols]

...cheats at golf?

 

[TyWebb]

I'm 33 years old and still terrified some 10-16 year old is going to call me a nickname while crossing the street that hits waaaay too close to home.

Tweens are savage hunters who go for the kill with the most poisonous blowdarts.

A neighbor girl, about 10 or 11, rolled up to my wife and I doing some gardening out front earlier this summer and just stared at us and said with the lack of empathy of a serial killer: "Your flower bed isn't as nice as my parents'." and scootered away.

Damn, that's cold.

John Mulaney has a great bit about this.

 

[User 149557]

John Mulaney has a great bit about this.

You know what? I think I saw that, internalized it and unknowingly just ripped off his bit.

Well, at least I plagiarized a really funny man and it didn't appear in a Pampers commercial () before I got called out for stealing it.

 

[TyWebb]

You know what? I think I saw that, internalized it and unknowingly just ripped off his bit.

Well, at least I plagiarized a really funny man.

Yeah if you are going to steal a bit, steal a good one.